Our power got cut off

1. 2020-01-27 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #181
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They use Smart Meters in Canada. That's how the connects and disconnects and meter reads are done. No service technician actually goes to the property, except maybe to request payment of outstanding dues.
   
   https://www.hydroone.com/rates-and-billing/meters/smart-meters
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_meter

   
   oh,
   
   https://www.zdnet.com/article/smart-meter-hacking-tool-released/
2. 2020-01-27 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #182
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats why im figuring how to steal it without getting caught.

   
   Bribe the manager.
3. 2020-01-27 at 5 AM UTC

   #183
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny https://www.zdnet.com/article/smart-meter-hacking-tool-released/

   
   Wouldn't recommend it. The thieves over the utility could construe that as a domestic terrorist attack on the power grid and bring in the feds for indictments.
4. 2020-01-27 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #184
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nobody knows she's a transgender.
   
   
   
   I flipped the thing and it's still dead
   
   
   
   Youre an idiot if you think water and electricity isn't dangerous

   
   Your a bigger idiot if you think that's what I wrote.
5. 2020-01-27 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #185
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they normally cut power by taking off the main fuse on or nesr your meter.
   
   get a jumper in there and you'll be fine.

   
   The thought of you trying that always ends up like this no matter how many times a I run it through my head.
   
   

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6. 2020-01-27 at 7:06 AM UTC

   #186
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Weeeel gonts looks like I'm being gang ztalkered
   
   They cut off the power because I was $50 short on the bill. On a Sunday. I got my dad to send $50 and now they want another fee to hook it back up, $60. So now I owe a bunch of people money and they said they can't even hook it up until Tuesday
   
   Pretty obvious this is just some government bullshit to try and make me go insane and stab people so they can lock me up. It's working, I am done with this gay fuck earth.
   
   I live in an apartment and it's winter time so now it's cold as fuck. The pipes are gone a freeze and burst and flood. It should be illegal to cut off power it's a God damn fire hazard.
   
   Last time the government fucked with my power it caused my meth lab to explode. They tried to charge with me with arson but I could prove in a court of law that my legal lab had an accident caused by a electrical glitch when they yoinked my power.
   
   Also I find it funny how as soon as corona virus hits Toronto they cut my power to make me go outside, get infected so they can quarantine me.

   
   
7. 2020-01-27 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #187
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Time to get a job.
8. 2020-01-27 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #188
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   They cut it off at 8am yesterday and turned it back on at 8am today.
   
   Rude!
   
9. 2020-01-27 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #189
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   how cold did it get
10. 2020-01-27 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #190
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You should still go to the government for help with your arrears.
11. 2020-01-27 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #191
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by A College Professor how cold did it get

    
    Canadians don't feel the cold the way people do.
12. 2020-01-27 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #192
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    19 celcius, I have had the heat cranked on 26 since I got home i'm sweating now!
13. 2020-01-27 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #193
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Perhaps a box of $46 doughnuts would help
14. 2020-01-27 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #194
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I could have paid my damn power bill with that!
15. 2020-01-27 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #195
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    In the future , when there are 3 factions, most will have to make their own power. Just good old boys never paying power bills
16. 2020-01-27 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #196
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Electricity is for the weak anyway. Mankind has survived for most of it's history without harnessing it. You should have looked upon it as an opportunity to bond with your ancient ancestors.
17. 2020-01-27 at 2:27 PM UTC

    #197
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I got back from meeting with my worker. I think I might have fucked up I told them about a job I never reported income for.
    
    It's all coming apart and it's all my fault!
18. 2020-01-27 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #198
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I got back from meeting with my worker. I think I might have fucked up I told them about a job I never reported income for.
    
    It's all coming apart and it's all my fault!

    
    Deny deny deny. Unless they have it in (your) writing, you never said it.
19. 2020-01-27 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #199
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I signed it lol
20. 2020-01-27 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #200
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I signed it lol

    
    sounds like you had low bloodsugar because you couldn't afford $46 doughnuts...or claim temporary insanity due to a night without electricity.