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UFOs in Ohio?

  1. #1
    Technologist motherfucker
    My son just told me about this, and I’m a big UFO skeptic, but there seems to be no explanation.

    It’s a short article, and the video is a good one, recorded on his ring doorbell I believe.

    https://amp.kentucky.com/news/local/article239454993.html

    When I looked up this story, I found others from the Cincinnati area this past August.

    https://rock101fm.iheart.com/content/2019-08-06-caught-on-video-ufos-over-cincinnati/


    Hmmm, makes ya wonder.
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    Project blue beam
  3. #3
    ZIGGY Houston
    Makes me wonder about pulling your blonde hair while you lick my tongue
  4. #4
    Erekshun Space Nigga
    Put down the pipe. No, really!
  5. #5
    Technologist motherfucker
    Hey Ziggy, you out there? Did you hear about or see this?

    There ya are Ziggy. Did you see anything? Both stories are out of the Cincinnati.
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Hi Tech hope you are feeling better.

    Oct
  7. #7
    Technologist motherfucker
    Hi Oct my dear🥰 Thank you so much!
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    ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Technologist Hey Ziggy, you out there? Did you hear about or see this?

    There ya are Ziggy. Did you see anything? Both stories are out of the Cincinnati.

    We havent heard anything/saw nothing in my neighborhood over here must been an isolated fly by
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I saw a UFO driving through Ohio once (never been there since) and it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. A white flash across the sky so bright we nearly wrecked. It landed on the side of the road and at first we were going to just keep driving but decided to get out and investigate. As I approached what seemed to be a wrecked space-craft I heard snarling or gurgling noises and a chill went up my spine but I felt compelled to investigate anyway despite the fear. As I got closer I realized it was only a fat mudshark that crashed its car so I decided to pee in its mouth as it seemed to be attempting to say "call 911" and I figured the mouth pee would revive it somewhat as it made gurgling noises with a mouthfull of what appeared to be nigger semen mixed with blood. After I was done pissing into the mudsharks' mouth, I said to my friend "Hey jim, I think it wants us to call someone" and jim said "well, that's probably what it wants but we don't have time for that, it wasn't a real UFO anyway, just some crazy mudshark" and so we left and got pizza.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Laughing my rich ass off.
  11. #11
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    UFOs are interesting. I definitely believe they are aliens, so the only interesting question is why do they prefer certain areas over others?
  12. #12
    Fox African Astronaut
    UFOs in Ohio?

    Maybe there is, but they are not aliens
  13. #13
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    What if "Star Wars" and high energy laser and directed energy research in general is all an attempt to learn how to shoot down UFOs to steal alien technology?


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
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    Fox African Astronaut
    Conveniently that technology could also be used for more practical things like shooting down ICBMs or enemy aircraft...
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fox Conveniently that technology could also be used for more practical things like shooting down ICBMs or enemy aircraft…

    Aren't we stupid for speculating that the given reason may not be the real reason?
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ohio is one of the top states for ufo sightings.. Don't see why you'd be a skeptic though, theirs so much proof that they are real.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What if "Star Wars" and high energy laser and directed energy research in general is all an attempt to learn how to shoot down UFOs to steal alien technology?


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

    thats what I figured it was.
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  18. #18
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ohio is one of the top states for ufo sightings..

    Honestly never heard of this and I’ve live here all my life. I always think of the Southwest when I think of UFOs.
    I’m just a skeptic I guess.
  19. #19
    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ohio is one of the top states for ufo sightings.. Don't see why you'd be a skeptic though, theirs so much proof that they are real.

    UFOs are a well documented phenomena, the government spends tens of millions of dollars every year from a secret slush fund to study them. Outgoing senator Harry Reid knew all about it, the fact that this project exists is public knowledge.

    What people are skeptical about is that the UFOs are actually aliens. The U is for Unidentified, not U-Know-Its-Aliens-Tho
  20. #20
    Technologist motherfucker
    I know what UFO stands for and that it can be any number of identifiable objects. But like you said, I relate aliens to UFOs
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