2020-01-23 at 12:44 AM UTC
Makes me wonder about pulling your blonde hair while you lick my tongue
2020-01-23 at 12:44 AM UTC
Put down the pipe. No, really!
2020-01-23 at 12:45 AM UTC
Hey Ziggy, you out there? Did you hear about or see this?
There ya are Ziggy. Did you see anything? Both stories are out of the Cincinnati.
2020-01-23 at 12:45 AM UTC
Hi Tech hope you are feeling better.
Oct
2020-01-23 at 12:47 AM UTC
Hi Oct my dear🥰 Thank you so much!
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2020-01-24 at 10:12 PM UTC
I saw a UFO driving through Ohio once (never been there since) and it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. A white flash across the sky so bright we nearly wrecked. It landed on the side of the road and at first we were going to just keep driving but decided to get out and investigate. As I approached what seemed to be a wrecked space-craft I heard snarling or gurgling noises and a chill went up my spine but I felt compelled to investigate anyway despite the fear. As I got closer I realized it was only a fat mudshark that crashed its car so I decided to pee in its mouth as it seemed to be attempting to say "call 911" and I figured the mouth pee would revive it somewhat as it made gurgling noises with a mouthfull of what appeared to be nigger semen mixed with blood. After I was done pissing into the mudsharks' mouth, I said to my friend "Hey jim, I think it wants us to call someone" and jim said "well, that's probably what it wants but we don't have time for that, it wasn't a real UFO anyway, just some crazy mudshark" and so we left and got pizza.
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2020-01-24 at 10:28 PM UTC
Laughing my rich ass off.
2020-01-24 at 10:30 PM UTC
UFOs are interesting. I definitely believe they are aliens, so the only interesting question is why do they prefer certain areas over others?
2020-01-24 at 10:42 PM UTC
Conveniently that technology could also be used for more practical things like shooting down ICBMs or enemy aircraft...
2020-01-27 at 4:05 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
ohio is one of the top states for ufo sightings.. Don't see why you'd be a skeptic though, theirs so much proof that they are real.
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2020-01-27 at 4:35 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
What if "Star Wars" and high energy laser and directed energy research in general is all an attempt to learn how to shoot down UFOs to steal alien technology?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
thats what I figured it was.
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2020-01-27 at 4:44 AM UTC
I know what UFO stands for and that it can be any number of identifiable objects. But like you said, I relate aliens to UFOs
