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Taxes suck. How do I get more money back?

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am getting between $780 - $14000 back depending on which eye I am using when I file this shit.
    I know I am not going to get back less than I did last year but I somehow do even though I made more money.
    What the fuck.
    And when I said I was affected by a natural disaster all it did was give me a whole mess of shit to look up only to find out I have an extension on my taxes good until September of last year....
  2. #2
    Taxes are how the jews drain you of your life force.
    Gas all kikes and you will no longer have taxation.
  3. #3
    Open a Canadian bank account, get a tax free savings and add $1500 for 3 years, then invest all of it at the end of 3 years plus $500 into low risk ETFs. Take it out before tax season the year after that, deposit $5000 into the Canadian bank account and all the rest into your American bank account and you will have saved around $6000 in taxes

    do that every 5 years until you move taxes brackets
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Open a Canadian bank account, get a tax free savings and add $1500 for 3 years, then invest all of it at the end of 3 years plus $500 into low risk ETFs. Take it out before tax season the year after that, deposit $5000 into the Canadian bank account and all the rest into your American bank account and you will have saved around $6000 in taxes

    do that every 5 years until you move taxes brackets

    Ill check it out.
  5. #5
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Vote libertarian

    Pay less taxes πŸ‘πŸ»
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  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Vote libertarian

    Pay less taxes πŸ‘πŸ»

    I did vote lib but i thought it meant liberty.
  7. #7
    Technologist motherfucker
    How many deductions do you claim?

    You can claim 1or 0. Claiming 1 will get you more back, and claiming 0 will give you more in your check but less on your tax return.
  8. #8
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I did vote lib but i thought it meant liberty.

    Ha!

    Libs want daddy government to take care of them. Daddy government is 20 times more expensive to do any job because they steal their money by force of law. All the companies that work with daddy government have insider trading by the lawmakers (which is how your senators/congressman become rich)

    It’s a great racket if you can get in on it πŸ‘πŸ»

    Not so good for regular,tax paying plebeians.
  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Archer513 Ha!

    Libs want daddy government to take care of them. Daddy government is 20 times more expensive to do any job because they steal their money by force of law. All the companies that work with daddy government have insider trading by the lawmakers (which is how your senators/congressman become rich)

    It’s a great racket if you can get in on it πŸ‘πŸ»

    Not so good for regular,tax paying plebeians.

    So the government is being taxed by the poor?
  10. #10
    Fox African Astronaut
    Just put a 9 or 10 on your W4 this year
  11. #11
    Misterigh Houston
    It is all about more sources of income that are under the table.

    I technucally made $100k+ last year but will only be reporting about $35k-$40k.
  12. #12
    ZIGGY Houston
    Taxation is theft
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  13. #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jisatsu-Shoujo Taxes are how the jews drain you of your life force.
    Gas all kikes and you will no longer have taxation.

    OK proceed to insert your head in the oven
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Taxation is theft

    It feels like it.
    I am a victim of poor tax.
    They take advantage of the poor.
  15. #15
    Bueno motherfucker
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  16. #16
    why not she likes to have fun
  17. #17
    Lanny motherfucker
    Stop being a scrub and get yourself some 1099 income
  18. #18
    Splam African Astronaut
    Not paying taxes is easy.
    You cannot pay taxes if you have no income.
    You have no income if you spent all your money on tools and materials for your business or on tools needed as an employee.
    I recommend everyone to register their own business and bill their employer that way.
    Buying your boss a coffee in the morning can be written off of your income.
    Not to mention I lose my 100$ hammer at least once a week. Theft is notorious on construction sites.
    Also I crashed my car which I bought to get to and from work, so that's all a loss of income.
    Remember that your tax return is money the gov't shouldn't have taken from you in the first place. Gov't deducting taxes on minimum wage jobs is a big slap in the face for people facing poverty who need their money ASAP, just to get it all returned at the end of the year when they end up in a giant drug binge for a month before going back to their old mcdonalds jobs.
    Car's been acting funny too, fuel consumption is up 200%

    Buy one of these. Thank me later.
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  19. #19
    ZIGGY Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It feels like it.
    I am a victim of poor tax.
    They take advantage of the poor.

    It is theft the government takes it from you it is not voluntary it's our money but they force(steal) it
  20. #20
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ZIGGY It is theft the government takes it from you it is not voluntary it's our money but they force(steal) it

    Think of it as a forced union. If you wanna be part of the United States of America, somebody's gotta pay for it.
    Not like you're free to start your own country anyways.
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