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Taxes suck. How do I get more money back?

  1. #21
    ZIGGY Houston
    No fuck that
  2. #22
    Splam African Astronaut
    I didn't say you should pay taxes. Pay nothing. But do it legally. It's the American way.
  3. #23
    ZIGGY Houston
    They take taxes out of my paycheck=theft
  4. #24
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ZIGGY They take taxes out of my paycheck=theft

    Go register a business, and come next time you're supposed to hand in your hours, hand him an invoice. He'll appreciate it. Voids liability on him. Where I live, workers comp insurance isn't manditory for those who are self-employed. Thus if you work for yourself, you can charge him an extra five bucks an hour because now you're doing your own paperwork and you're working uninsured.
    Guess that may not work with a big corporation or via union. But if you're working for big corp for pennies where you need your tax back ASAP, fucking quit and go do something useful where you'll learn a skill for life. For unions the only thing they teach you is to throw a temper tantrum when you don't get paid enough instead of actually improving service or product to get paid more.

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  5. #25
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I dont find my line of work enjoyable, fulfilling, or financially worth it.
    Its a dead end job with a pay cap and the only benefits they offer only help people in management who make decent pay.
  6. #26
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont find my line of work enjoyable, fulfilling, or financially worth it.
    Its a dead end job with a pay cap and the only benefits they offer only help people in management who make decent pay.

    What are your other options?
  7. #27
    Octavian motherfucker
    That's cause you're a fucking rat that complains about other people you work with.

    How's that ass licking working out, still no promotion?
  8. #28
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If you have an Outback Steakhouse in town, go work there. Start at dishes if you have to. Your goal is to become a manager. Outback makes their managers into millionaires.
  9. #29
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun If you have an Outback Steakhouse in town, go work there. Start at dishes if you have to. Your goal is to become a manager. Outback makes their managers into millionaires.

    https://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Outback_Steakhouse%2C_Inc./Salary

    Top of pay seems to be 90 thousand. Take 20 years of saving and no kids to become a millionaire on that.
    Any respectable self-employed individual will have a good year where he makes well over 90k. Not uncommon for those self employed to make upwards of 200 thousand by picking and choosing the right jobs and offering the right services in the right areas.

    I guess being a restaurant manager is a cozy job for you lazy assfucks who wanna chat on forums all day long instead of actually work.
  10. #30
    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont find my line of work enjoyable, fulfilling, or financially worth it.
    Its a dead end job with a pay cap and the only benefits they offer only help people in management who make decent pay.

    Have you actually tried applying for a new job at better places?

    Most people do not really like their jobs. There are jobs out there that offer benefits to low-lever workers.
  11. #31
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist How many deductions do you claim?

    You can claim 1or 0. Claiming 1 will get you more back, and claiming 0 will give you more in your check but less on your tax return.

    you can take 2

    thats what i did. more money, small refund


    anyway, taxes are like membership fee to get to live in your society. Don't wanna be a Disneyland Choice Plus (USA) member cos it costs money? Fine, then get the fuck out of Disneyland and make your own rides out of trees and eat squirrels.

    If you really wanna go live in the Canadian or Russian bush wilderness or maybe even Montana, you can go out there and live off the grid and will probably be left alone if you live far enough out there and don't try to attract attention. Nobody will able to collect taxes from you because you disappeared, AKA left society AKA Disneyland.

    This goes two ways, as you no longer get the benefits of society (EMS, police, social security, vehicles registered to use public highways payed for by taxes and built by taxpayers, etc.) so that is always an option, nobody's forcing you to stay in the comfort of society. If you think you can do it better on your own, you can certainly give it the old college try and see how far you get.
  12. #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    F*ck if I know..if i did know id be getting back moar than 100$ Canadian
  13. #33
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The IRS rejected my tax return.
    Guess i got to jump through hoops for my refund.
  14. #34
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Misterigh Have you actually tried applying for a new job at better places?

    Most people do not really like their jobs. There are jobs out there that offer benefits to low-lever workers.

    For the first time in my life I actually like my job quite a bit and I get paid way more and am able to get that cheap niggercare. Fonaplats works in a factory or something which is a horrible job, I did that for a summer and would want to kill myself within 6 months if I did that again. go work at aldi they pay 15 or amazon they pay like 17
  15. #35
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tee hee hee F*ck if I know..if i did know id be getting back moar than 100$ Canadian

    so far Im getting like 35 USD but I haven't entered my 1098 yet so I might get more but probably not, the standard deduction doubled this year thanks to Trump (PBUH)

    oh and state prob like 10 bucks or something idk
  16. #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Cheyes so far Im getting like 35 USD but I haven't entered my 1098 yet so I might get more but probably not, the standard deduction doubled this year thanks to Trump (PBUH)

    oh and state prob like 10 bucks or something idk

    You should give me ur 35$
  17. #37
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You should give me ur 35$

    maybe once you start PAYING ATTENTION TO ME !!!
  18. #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Cheyes maybe once you start PAYING ATTENTION TO ME !!!

    How can I? You're never ever here!!!!!1
  19. #39
    Bueno motherfucker
  20. #40
    Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    ok nvm I'm actually getting a huge refund, like well over $1500

    also I fucked up and chose not to report I had a stock market account last year because I thought it would raise my taxes but I actually lost like 2 grands in the market so I'm gonna do an amendment to try to get a bigger refund

    CAM I GET THAT FORTNITE FAMILY?!?!
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