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How would Jesus be tortured and murdered if he lived today?

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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    and not in the year 0.

    Surely we have come up with better stuff than a "crown of thorn"...
    I mean they whip muslim WOMEN so Im pretty sure Jersus wouldn't get that soft a torture.
    And I dunno if anyone even gets nailed to boards anymore.

    How do you think it would go down?

    What do you think would happen it were the jedis who got ahold of him?

    What if the muslim got ahold of him.

    Christians would probably just do something stupid and accidental like feed him something with peanuts in it.

    Jesus wouldn't let the Australians get him. They are faggots.

    Do you think Jesus would do drugs with us?
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Stick a vacuum up his asshole.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    homosexual'd to death
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Waterboarded and subjected to light deprivation.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Waterboarded and subjected to light deprivation.

    For how long?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ For how long?

    Months.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Months.

    Why not years?
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    the roman cat of nine tails:

    i'm going with what was used.

    at the end of the 9 separate leather straps, had several unique items. some of those items were broken glass, forged metals with sharp edges, bent nails, broken bone, shells, etc all designed that when the ends came near to the body, it pierced and dug into the flesh. then you would have to yank it causing the flesh to rip open.

    Yeshua was beaten 40 times with this method. it even claims you could see the bones in his back from the missing flesh.

    these are some images of the things attached to the ends of these leather straps:



    this shows how the ends stick to the body before being yanked with the flesh attached:




    i don't think any method today compares to this!!
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    this is what you look like at the beginning:



    this is what you look like after 40 lashes:

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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68

    pedo
  14. #14
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You don't really believe Micheal Moore do you?
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    Originally posted by iam_asiam68

    kill urself my man
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  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Why not years?

    He'd be dead and risen by then.
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    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Jesus would be killed by drones
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    Technologist motherfucker
    I don’t like this thread Fona.

    Sorry, unsubscribes*
  19. #19
    Cheyes Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats and not in the year 0.

    Surely we have come up with better stuff than a "crown of thorn"…
    I mean they whip muslim WOMEN so Im pretty sure Jersus wouldn't get that soft a torture.
    And I dunno if anyone even gets nailed to boards anymore.

    How do you think it would go down?

    What do you think would happen it were the jedis who got ahold of him?

    What if the muslim got ahold of him.

    Christians would probably just do something stupid and accidental like feed him something with peanuts in it.

    Jesus wouldn't let the Australians get him. They are faggots.

    Do you think Jesus would do drugs with us?

    In my dream last night this top chef was telling me how he tried this spice one time at a restaurant and it was the best he ever had so he started making it this way and shiwed me

    It was just crushed up pieces of peanuts still in the shell, so you would choke if it you ate it
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    tee hee hee Space Nigga [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What awfulness!!! I regret seeing these pics. 🥴☹😫
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