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Entitled coloured boy knocks on my door

  1. #1
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Wanted to use the washer and dryer.
    I never seen him before.
    I told him it was my washer and dryer.
    He asked how he was suppose to hook one up for him then since there is only one plug.
    I knew he was lying because there are 4 plugs.
    Then he asked if i could unlock the basement so he could at least get in.
    I told him no.
    Then as he was walking away he said "you just pissed me off brah"
    Im sorry if your entitled dumb ass thinks the world works for you.
    Im not letting you in my apartment or in the basement if i dont know you.
    You dont have a key?
    Then you probably shouldn't be down there.

    I have had enough with neighbors.
    Im not starting up and new relationships with these greedy, theiving, gang banger hood rats.

    If you come to me and act right i will 90% of the time help you out.

    Problem is these fuck boys keep ruining it for the rest of them who are probably actually decent people.

    I mean if you wanna get off on the right foot with someone you should probably at least introduce yourself before you start asking for favors.
  2. #2
    cigreting African Astronaut
    tell him 2 suk ur dik 4 da secrt code
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    STER0S Tuskegee Airman [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you about 2 get shot, nigga
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    You tell that nigger Fona!
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    A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    very racist! do you want him to stank??
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  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest
    AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY REPOSSESSION
  7. #7
    Sounds like you made a well thought out and grown up decision, well done.
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  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya you don't want your stuff smellen like niggers again anyway.
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest
    Originally posted by mashlehash AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY REPOSSESSION

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  10. #10
    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I don't let 1 bad apple ruin the bunch but since I have moved in there haven't been any "good apples".

    Neighbor 1 - Drug Dealing/Pimp who brought constant foot traffic and always was asking for shit. Quit paying rent, got evicted by the police and then broke back in to squat for 3 more weeks all while bugging me daily for everything from "can i use your microwave?" to "Can I borrow $50 and never pay you back, only leaving you with a dumb lamp and a worthless pimp chain"
    Neighbor 2 - I guess neighbor 2 was a good neighbor but then he died and a bad neighbor moved in so that is kinda his fault (right?)
    Neighbor 3 - Who everytime asks "got a cig brah?" and uses my washer and dryer when I am at work then when I confront him about it and tell him to pay me or get fucked he replies "I got you some cheese tomorrow" but tomorrow never comes.
    And now neighbor 4 - Lil' rude ass wanna be thug and thinks I give a shit.

    Guess what!
    They can all go fuck themselves or start buying the right to use my washer and dryer.
    I ain't no bitch and I aint no push over.




    Pay me or get on your way.
    I dont have time for this shit and am annoyed I even have to go this far with it.
    Black people would be a lot farther ahead if they didn't treat everyone like they are owed something. No one has time for that.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    another false outrage...
  12. #12
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Can you lend a nigga a washer?
  13. #13
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Another victory for fona
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  14. #14
    G African Astronaut


    https://www.etsy.com/listing/558352524/i-have-autism-card-id-card-links-to-live?
  15. #15
    A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    *poops in washing machine and cuts off dryer power cord*
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  16. #16
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mashlehash AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY REPOSSESSION

    Dude where have you been? We missed you like Fona misses living around white people
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  17. #17
    AngryIVer Tuskegee Airman [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I like how in some stories you have neighbors but in some stories the apartments are sitting vacant.


    Let me let you in on a little secret: Your LANDLORD owns the washer and dryer, not you. Doesn't matter if YOU bought it, it's hooked up the the building's PUBLIC laundry room. It's not in your private area.
  18. #18
    Technologist motherfucker
    You really can’t control yourself can ya Hella.

    The landlord does not own the washer and dryer, only the space it is placed in. You think the landlord can say “that’s my washer and dryer”, even though Fona bought it. Sorry to say, but the landlord would lose that in a civil suit. You really aren’t very smart.

    That’s like saying the landlord owns everything in Fonda’s apartment. 😂
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  19. #19
    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    You should get your friends together and teach those niggers a lesson the violent way
  20. #20
    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I don't let 1 bad apple ruin the bunch but since I have moved in there haven't been any "good apples".

    Neighbor 1 - Drug Dealing/Pimp who brought constant foot traffic and always was asking for shit. Quit paying rent, got evicted by the police and then broke back in to squat for 3 more weeks all while bugging me daily for everything from "can i use your microwave?" to "Can I borrow $50 and never pay you back, only leaving you with a dumb lamp and a worthless pimp chain"
    Neighbor 2 - I guess neighbor 2 was a good neighbor but then he died and a bad neighbor moved in so that is kinda his fault (right?)
    Neighbor 3 - Who everytime asks "got a cig brah?" and uses my washer and dryer when I am at work then when I confront him about it and tell him to pay me or get fucked he replies "I got you some cheese tomorrow" but tomorrow never comes.
    And now neighbor 4 - Lil' rude ass wanna be thug and thinks I give a shit.

    Guess what!
    They can all go fuck themselves or start buying the right to use my washer and dryer.
    I ain't no bitch and I aint no push over.




    Pay me or get on your way.
    I dont have time for this shit and am annoyed I even have to go this far with it.
    Black people would be a lot farther ahead if they didn't treat everyone like they are owed something. No one has time for that.

    The niggers are going to piss inside your washer and dryer
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