She has a Franken-vagina

2020-01-03 at 7:20 PM UTC

#61

iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

it's not real life.
internet couples don't fuck, they masturbate.
real life, you fuck and touch one another.

2020-01-03 at 7:30 PM UTC

#62

RottenRobert African Astronaut

Rimmer is waiting for rapture so he can have spiritual sex with a tranny

2020-01-03 at 7:31 PM UTC

#63

iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

haggy always be a lurking in the shadows where he resides.

2020-01-03 at 7:34 PM UTC

#64

larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

Iam, what's your BMI?

2020-01-03 at 7:39 PM UTC

#65

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

Originally posted by RottenRobert Rimmer is waiting for rapture so he can have spiritual sex with a tranny

I'm going to turn into Donald Trump and rape you repeatedly

2020-01-03 at 7:40 PM UTC

#66

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

iam_asiam68

2020-01-03 at 7:43 PM UTC

#67

iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

couple years ago around 27, my doctor prescribed phentermine, and within 6 months i was down to 18, which is considered healthy.

2020-01-03 at 7:43 PM UTC

#68

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by iam_asiam68 it's not real life.
internet couples don't fuck, they masturbate.
real life, you fuck and touch one another.

Technology will solve this problem

2020-01-03 at 7:45 PM UTC

#69

iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

you can only hope, but if someone ever believes yanking on their penis is the same as being inside a vagina, that person has more issues than can be solved and cured.

2020-01-03 at 7:53 PM UTC

#70

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Nobody believes that

2020-01-03 at 7:54 PM UTC

#71

iam_asiam68 African Astronaut

no one who has never had pussy believes it

2020-01-03 at 7:54 PM UTC

#72

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Okay

2020-01-03 at 8 PM UTC

#73

cigreting Dark Matter

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There is nothing gay about letting a trap rub her dick against your butt cheeks

it's dick*

2020-01-03 at 8:12 PM UTC

#74

Ghost Black Hole

'it' pronouns are for robots like us, beep boop!

Originally posted by Ghost Hi, my name's Scronny and my pronouns are it/it/its! You can use either for me. I'm a Robot.

It/its pronouns are strange, contentious, and unusual. My pronouns are my pronouns and I can make them whatever I want. This post is mostly focused on why I've made this decision. I want to be open and honest with y'all about what's led me to where I am.

HOW? But Scron, it/its pronouns are for like, bugs, and robots, and things that are less than human! You can't use them, that's not how it works!

I came up with a way of coping. I really like robots. That's something you probably know about me. For my whole life they've been around, whether it be Star Wars or Megaman or LEGO Mindstorms or whatever. In my worst hours, I find comfort in their perfection. Sleek metal, intentional, carefully tested programming, working exactly as intended with no strange blips. If there are strange blips, they get diagnosed and fixed! Permanently, even! Robots are really beautiful in that way - they're clean, and intentional, and they make sense. When I'm saddled with fear, hopelessness, confusion, disgust with my own body, whatever, sometimes I map that robotic perfection onto myself for comfort. If I could have sleek metal in a good, sensible shape instead of weird flubby soft skin, bug-free programming instead of a mess of weirdness carved by millions of years of random chance evolution, then things would make sense, and I'd be happy?

If that doesn't make any sense, I understand. I like pretending to be a robot. It helps me overcome my bad emotions. It's a bit odd, sure, but is it really that bad?

The shortest answer: i'm a beep boop!