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  1. #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sudo vinyl does sound better than Cds. Pretty sure this can be proven mathematically if you ignore the occasional scratch which really just adds ambiance

    It adds ambiance to listeners now, you didn’t grow up with albums. If you had a scratch on your album, it would cause the needle to skip, and play the same thing over and over. You could try to have them cleaned, or scratches removed, but that was next to impossible.

    Now crackling notices add ambiance.

    Of course some scratches were worse than others.
  2. #22
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I got my poop rammed in recently, but that won't stop me from Making America Great Again. Deport OP. MAGA.



    Nancy Pelosi is my hero.
  3. #23
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Nancy Pelosi is my hero.

    mine too!!

    the longer she keeps this from the Senate before the Senate acquits Trump, the better off his chances are for 2020...

    that old senile bitch rocks!!
  4. #24
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by stl1 Nancy Pelosi is my hero.

    Senile bitch, even her nose is rotting off.
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  5. #25
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nice anal guide that doesn't mention hygiene at all you dirty queer scat fetish freak.

    why would you need hygeine? Wash out with cum. Problem solved.
  6. #26
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nice anal guide that doesn't mention hygiene at all you dirty queer scat fetish freak.

    So tell us how the pros do it.
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So tell us how the pros do it.

    Are you an ass man? I love tits and boobs, but I really love ass. to behonest if they just take a dump sometime in general several hours beore for the most part your good and even if they didn't its not that big of deal unless they have diarrhea lol. I've had one time where my dick was kinda sloppy afterwards, the ass mixed with the semen.. a reaaaal sloppy bottom..

    one time I even had a girl say I could fuck her in the ass and that she's a pro and totally crammed a huge rubber dildo up her ass and worked her self for awhile and let me in real easy, only thing bad about it though was she made me use a condom... its like you can't get pregnant from taking up the ass and she's already sucked my dick and had sex with me.. so... since I could feel anything I ramming her real hard... and i just gave up because I couldn't cum and she was bleeding a lot..

    she went and cleaned herself up and came back and was all sassy.. "now that I that for you I want you to do something for me, eat me out.." and I told her "I don't do that with girls I barely know" But really I especially didn't want to go down on her..

    she got really pissed off, didn't say anything and called her roomie this dude to come pick me up. Can't say I didn't try to get to know her.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Though something thats kind of weird, when I was a kid I would sit on the toilet reading calvin hobbes fucking myself as an escape from my parents and the plight of suburban life at 8 years old. I would go to pound town on myself to the point to where id bleed. And a couple times my mom was questioning me about why there was blood my underwear when she'd do laundry.

    Since then I've had a girl use a pocket rocket on me.. that was right, i was really, an ex gf on here would blow me and finger my ass but most of the time it was really uncomfortable.

    I think I was to start doing it to myself I'd probably be sitting on the toilet a lot fucking myself silly and I alright have enough addictions.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    fuck dat ass fuck mouth fuk dat face dats howeedoit fam

  10. #30
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Are you an ass man? I love tits and boobs, but I really love ass. to behonest if they just take a dump sometime in general several hours beore for the most part your good and even if they didn't its not that big of deal unless they have diarrhea lol. I've had one time where my dick was kinda sloppy afterwards, the ass mixed with the semen.. a reaaaal sloppy bottom..

    one time I even had a girl say I could fuck her in the ass and that she's a pro and totally crammed a huge rubber dildo up her ass and worked her self for awhile and let me in real easy, only thing bad about it though was she made me use a condom… its like you can't get pregnant from taking up the ass and she's already sucked my dick and had sex with me.. so… since I could feel anything I ramming her real hard… and i just gave up because I couldn't cum and she was bleeding a lot..

    she went and cleaned herself up and came back and was all sassy.. "now that I that for you I want you to do something for me, eat me out.." and I told her "I don't do that with girls I barely know" But really I especially didn't want to go down on her..

    she got really pissed off, didn't say anything and called her roomie this dude to come pick me up. Can't say I didn't try to get to know her.

    I dunno, shit on my cock is a bit of a turn off but I've persevered in the past. Those miniature farts they do with all the air going in and out knocks me fucking sick.


    Tbh I wish I could master getting over new girls farting. It's not so bad when you've been with them a while but it's still pretty gross. Some girl did it just as I pulled out of her vag. I ran into my living room and had to mentally recover, felt like beating her to death but maintained composure and necked some vodka in the hope I would forget.

  11. #31
    Bill Krozby, if they're bleeding you're doing it wrong.
  12. #32
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Are you an ass man?

    If I'm fapping I like anal porn, but IRL I prefer vagina.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Bill Krozby, if they're bleeding you're doing it wrong.

    that was just one time and it was because I didn't give a fuck because she made me use a condom and I was high as balls.. I really didn't like her.
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian I dunno, shit on my cock is a bit of a turn off but I've persevered in the past. Those miniature farts they do with all the air going in and out knocks me fucking sick.


    Tbh I wish I could master getting over new girls farting. It's not so bad when you've been with them a while but it's still pretty gross. Some girl did it just as I pulled out of her vag. I ran into my living room and had to mentally recover, felt like beating her to death but maintained composure and necked some vodka in the hope I would forget.




    Originally posted by Octavian I dunno, shit on my cock is a bit of a turn off but I've persevered in the past. Those miniature farts they do with all the air going in and out knocks me fucking sick.


    Tbh I wish I could master getting over new girls farting. It's not so bad when you've been with them a while but it's still pretty gross. Some girl did it just as I pulled out of her vag. I ran into my living room and had to mentally recover, felt like beating her to death but maintained composure and necked some vodka in the hope I would forget.


    I don't know I've never really gotten shit on my dick except once a little bit, but yeah of course its gross. I've never heard minture ass farts while fucking so you're talking about tho.. if her ass is plugged up how can air escape? I know the queefs of course but the vag is a whole different tunnel lol

    that gont fuckbiscuit told me he likes fucking ass fucking because he likes the bouquet in the air. lmao

    Idk I guess for me it all depends on the girl and how things play out, some girls vaginas, the smeel.. and the way their juice feels turns me off. Like I've noticed this latina girls but with also whyte girls where something about their juice smeel / pheramones I guess kinda turn me off.
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If I'm fapping I like anal porn, but IRL I prefer vagina.

    Do you like dp porn? Or ever done dp?
  16. #36
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Do you like dp porn? Or ever done dp?

    Not really, and no.
  17. #37
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've never heard minture ass farts while fucking so you're talking about tho.. if her ass is plugged up how can air escape?

    Like when you pull your dick all the way out and go back in.


    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Idk I guess for me it all depends on the girl and how things play out, some girls vaginas, the smeel.. and the way their juice feels turns me off. Like I've noticed this latina girls but with also whyte girls where something about their juice smeel / pheramones I guess kinda turn me off.

    The wetter the better. I'm lucky I've not really had a girl with smelly juices per se, I think that would be common with fat bitches.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country So tell us how the pros do it.

    Idk im just saying that should be first in a anal guide.

    That's probably where people have the most hesitation.
  19. #39
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Do you like dp porn? Or ever done dp?

    honestly seems a bit too gay
  20. #40
    What if you dp a girl with a tranny
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