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OFFICIAL: What being fucked in the ass is like

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Ladies and gentlemen, gather round

    today I will talk to you about what getting fucked in the ass feels like. We will go over the process, some tips and tricks, and then ultimately what it actually feels like. This advice goes for cocks, dildos, highlighters, and anything else you can think of. Feel free to throw in your own comments and discussion. No ruskies allowed in this thread.

    Now, to begin with you're going to want to loosen your sphincter up. A lot of people think that you can just have a 'loose asshole' but if you have one that means you've probably damaged it. This is completely avoidable. Take it slow, and use plenty of lube. Essentially you're going to want to massage the area until your butthole opens up wide enough to stick things in it. Cuccumbers, cocks, it literally does not matter. This is an essential step for using anything bigger than a pen. Which if you're going to use, make sure the end cap can't come off and get lodged up there. That's an embarrassing hospital trip!

    Ideally you're going to want something long and moderately fat. For the guys out there, the fatter objects are going to stimulate your prostate, which feels great! All guys have a prostate, and all guys can feel pleasure this way. Even if you aren't gay, you can still get a dildo to stimulate it!

    Now as for what it feels like, this varies between objects. The penis is not too entertaining and usually the guy will finish before you've had your turn! So I suggest keeping toys on hand just in case. As the asshole does not have too many nerve endings, you're really going to want to go for something smooth and wide.

    thanks for reading I wish you all a good ass fucking
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  2. #2
    Cheyes Houston
    Didn't read, but I assume it's something like being a fat, dumb, brown, gay mexican that looks like keenan cahill
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  3. #3
    Didn't read.

    What a fucking queer, holy shit. How do you cope with your tiny dick, faggot? No wonder you opted to getting assfucked instead of being an honest male

  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    like pooing in reverse


    repeatedly
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Yung Blood
    I got my poop rammed in recently, but that won't stop me from Making America Great Again. Deport OP. MAGA.
  6. #6
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I got my poop rammed in recently, but that won't stop me from Making America Great Again. Deport OP. MAGA.

    what a loser faggot
    you and op service eachothers exhaust
  7. #7
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ladies and gentlemen, gather round

    today I will talk to you about what getting fucked in the ass feels like. We will go over the process, some tips and tricks, and then ultimately what it actually feels like. This advice goes for cocks, dildos, highlighters, and anything else you can think of. Feel free to throw in your own comments and discussion. No ruskies allowed in this thread.

    Now, to begin with you're going to want to loosen your sphincter up. A lot of people think that you can just have a 'loose asshole' but if you have one that means you've probably damaged it. This is completely avoidable. Take it slow, and use plenty of lube. Essentially you're going to want to massage the area until your butthole opens up wide enough to stick things in it. Cuccumbers, cocks, it literally does not matter. This is an essential step for using anything bigger than a pen. Which if you're going to use, make sure the end cap can't come off and get lodged up there. That's an embarrassing hospital trip!

    Ideally you're going to want something long and moderately fat. For the guys out there, the fatter objects are going to stimulate your prostate, which feels great! All guys have a prostate, and all guys can feel pleasure this way. Even if you aren't gay, you can still get a dildo to stimulate it!

    Now as for what it feels like, this varies between objects. The penis is not too entertaining and usually the guy will finish before you've had your turn! So I suggest keeping toys on hand just in case. As the asshole does not have too many nerve endings, you're really going to want to go for something smooth and wide.

    thanks for reading I wish you all a good ass fucking
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    how to be successful in prison by gollum
  9. #9
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how to be successful in prison by gollum

    why don't you have HTS post
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Why don't you
  11. #11
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is "the first cut the deepest?"
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  13. #13
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    if you slow it down to half speed you can kinda understand what they're saying
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    those girls aren't 18
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm an expert at topping. I would fish hook my ex gf while high riding totally making her sweal jeeeeeeeeert!
  16. #16
    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    OP is a tiny dicked mexican (literally the shittiest race after niggers) who brags about taking sick up the ass and thinks vinyl sounds better than CDs

    Lmao
  17. #17
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Didn't read.

    What a fucking queer, holy shit. How do you cope with your tiny dick, faggot? No wonder you opted to getting assfucked instead of being an honest male


    Says the faggot that keeps a pic of his dick saved



    Ahahahahahaha
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  18. #18
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    I had to click for that lmao

    Not even my dick. You can tell because my dick is made of gold and shines in the light.

    Also this nigga has cock pics saved

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  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Naturally Camouflaged
    Nice anal guide that doesn't mention hygiene at all you dirty queer scat fetish freak.
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  20. #20
    Sudo Space Nigga [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is a tiny dicked mexican (literally the shittiest race after niggers) who brags about taking sick up the ass and thinks vinyl sounds better than CDs

    Lmao

    vinyl does sound better than Cds. Pretty sure this can be proven mathematically if you ignore the occasional scratch which really just adds ambiance
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