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Best bottle of liquor I can buy for 20 dollars or so

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    In your opinion of course

    What's a nice quality booze at that price point which isn't evan williams
  2. #2
    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    Two cans of hurricane
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, a bunch of malt liquor nigga.
  4. #4
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Two cans of hurricane



    Originally posted by Erekshun Yeah, a bunch of malt liquor nigga.

    Ugh no.
  5. #5
    Japan-Is-Eternal Space Nigga
    lol @ a mexican thinking it's above malt liquor
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    have you tried modelo before nigga
  7. #7
    Jagermeister
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    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal lol @ a mexican thinking it's above malt liquor

    Evidently I am, and you're not. Malt liquor is for alcoholics. And besides I'm looking for LIQUOR at a reasonable price. Malt liquor is just strong beer, and not actual liquor.

    Originally posted by A College Professor have you tried modelo before nigga

    Yes. I'm not buying beer.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Jagermeister

    Now we're getting somewhere. I've already tried it though. Not a fan. Merry Christmas Scron.
  9. #9
    Stolichnaya vodka.
  10. #10
    Get some Cognac
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Get some Cognac

    A $200 bottle of cognac nonetheless.
  12. #12
    You can get a micky for cheap. It's a manly drink neat and your female companion can make sangria's
  13. #13
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Stolichnaya vodka.

    All vodka is the same. Water and alcohol. Smooth and not smooth. Grain or potato. There is no complexity to it.

    When I buy a whiskey it's got it's own distinct flavor. Is it woodsy? Is it sweet? Does it taste oddly of vanilla, or cinnamon? Is it Irish? Malt. Bourbon? Rye? Blended? There's a reason people are whiskey aficionados but not so many (if any at all?) are vodka aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end product.

    If I were going to buy vodka, I would buy the second cheapest bottle, which is a handle of Skol. It comes out to about 15 after tax, and tastes exactly the same as Stolichnaya.
  14. #14
    Nah some vodka is trash and terrible to drink straight. I tend to go with European vodkas, specifically Scandinavian I never have a problem drinking that straight
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    This is niggasin.space. Malt liquor.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #16
    All alcoholic beverages are the same. Its ethanol. Its diluted with water to make a certain strength.

    You buy a whiskey its got its own impurities which give it a murky brown appearance. Is it rancid? It is rusty? Does it taste oddly like cow dung, or urine? Is it Nigerian? Sweat? Garbage juices? Theres a reason why people are ethanol aficionados but not so much are pure product aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end products purity.
  17. #17
    Alcohol chemistry is interesting i think it's neat how bad wine will wreak havoc on your body because of all the compounds in it.

    It's like dirty meth. Whiskey is like that batch I got where they had to hide an ounce in a tide detergent so they sold it at a discount and I didn't like smoking it because I kept smelling detergent so i would only snort it.
  18. #18
    MexicanMasterRace Dark Matter (banned)
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nah some vodka is trash and terrible to drink straight. I tend to go with European vodkas, specifically Scandinavian I never have a problem drinking that straight

    If you're a MAN it isn't terrible at all. I drink all alcohol straight. Mixed drinks are for women and children.

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian All alcoholic beverages are the same. Its ethanol. Its diluted with water to make a certain strength.

    You buy a whiskey its got its own impurities which give it a murky brown appearance. Is it rancid? It is rusty? Does it taste oddly like cow dung, or urine? Is it Nigerian? Sweat? Garbage juices? Theres a reason why people are ethanol aficionados but not so much are pure product aficionados. The mash, barrel, and aging all have a profound effect on the end products purity.

    Except that's not what they use to make whiskey. It can't go rancid, or rusty, and they don't put dung, urine, sweat, or garbage juice in there. Maybe in Russia that is the case, which is why everybody drinks vodka, but in the civilized world of the Americas this is not a problem.

    There's a reason vodka is literally the cheapest alcohol you can buy. It's because it's also the shittiest.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WRONG
  20. #20
    If I'm doing shots I will buy a decent vodka but if you are mixing it you can use any cheap crap

    Why do shots of trash it's unpleasant. Good vodka goes down smooth
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