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Shark attacks divers, nearly rips its own head off on bars of their cage

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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    mmQ victim of incest
    TIL: sharks are essentially retarded
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Lol me being a dumbass would have tried booting it out and losing a foot.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol me being a dumbass would have tried booting it out and losing a foot.

    This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.

    What they take a taste test survey?
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by 🐿 What they take a taste test survey?

    Kinda yeah.. theres enough evidence over the last thousands of years to know what some fishies prefer.
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    stupid fuck i hope it gets gangraped by dolphins
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.

    Yeah I heard that. Safe to say if they've bitten you once and you've lost no limbs you can swim off without worrying?

    Then on the contrary if they can smell blood a mile away and don't like the taste then why would they like the smell?

    Nothing smells nice that tastes like shit.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    man killed a grizzly with a stick

    you break my stick, jokes on you… now i have two sticks
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    Rrr African Astronaut
    I want to torture a shark
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You eat Shark if it have no mercury in it
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Cly You eat Shark if it have no mercury in it

    Why do shark have mercury in it?
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by mmQ Why do shark have mercury in it?

    It’s in the oceanwater
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Cly It’s in the oceanwater

    We all have mercury. Sharks aren't special.
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    mercury is a planet in space u idiots
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The Mercury in fish all comes from burning coal, so it's China's fault.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls mercury is a planet in space u idiots

    Have yourself a mercury little christmas
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mmQ victim of incest
    All the planets should be things in fish. Why does MERCURY get to be one and none others ? These fish are infected with Jupiter and traces of Neptune.

    All drugs and drug classes should be named based off of our solar system, and accompanying slang.
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by mmQ We all have mercury. Sharks aren't special.

    you have to process them before you eat them
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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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