Shark attacks divers, nearly rips its own head off on bars of their cage

1. 2019-12-23 at 7:09 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
2. 2019-12-23 at 7:12 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   TIL: sharks are essentially retarded
3. 2019-12-23 at 8:15 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Lol me being a dumbass would have tried booting it out and losing a foot.
4. 2019-12-23 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian Lol me being a dumbass would have tried booting it out and losing a foot.

   
   This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.
5. 2019-12-23 at 8:28 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.

   
   What they take a taste test survey?
6. 2019-12-23 at 8:31 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by 🐿 What they take a taste test survey?

   
   Kinda yeah.. theres enough evidence over the last thousands of years to know what some fishies prefer.
7. 2019-12-23 at 8:33 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   stupid fuck i hope it gets gangraped by dolphins
8. 2019-12-23 at 8:42 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.

   
   Yeah I heard that. Safe to say if they've bitten you once and you've lost no limbs you can swim off without worrying?
   
   Then on the contrary if they can smell blood a mile away and don't like the taste then why would they like the smell?
   
   Nothing smells nice that tastes like shit.
9. 2019-12-23 at 10:11 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   man killed a grizzly with a stick
   
   you break my stick, jokes on you… now i have two sticks
10. 2019-12-23 at 10:12 AM UTC

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    Rrr African Astronaut
    I want to torture a shark
11. 2019-12-23 at 10:13 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You eat Shark if it have no mercury in it
12. 2019-12-23 at 10:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Cly You eat Shark if it have no mercury in it

    
    Why do shark have mercury in it?
13. 2019-12-23 at 10:31 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by mmQ Why do shark have mercury in it?

    
    It’s in the oceanwater
14. 2019-12-23 at 10:39 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Cly It’s in the oceanwater

    
    We all have mercury. Sharks aren't special.
15. 2019-12-23 at 10:40 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    mercury is a planet in space u idiots
16. 2019-12-23 at 10:42 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The Mercury in fish all comes from burning coal, so it's China's fault.
17. 2019-12-23 at 10:42 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Grylls mercury is a planet in space u idiots

    
    Have yourself a mercury little christmas
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls
18. 2019-12-23 at 10:51 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All the planets should be things in fish. Why does MERCURY get to be one and none others ? These fish are infected with Jupiter and traces of Neptune.
    
    All drugs and drug classes should be named based off of our solar system, and accompanying slang.
19. 2019-12-23 at 10:51 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by mmQ We all have mercury. Sharks aren't special.

    
    you have to process them before you eat them
20. 2019-12-23 at 10:53 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]