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Hey guys what would you do if

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo That's the kind of opportunity to hit someone consequence free (assuming I knock his phone from his hand) that I dream about on a daily basis

    what do you do after you do that? tell them they are going to get cancer?
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what do you do after you do that? tell them they are going to get cancer?

    tell them to get off the subway, they do, everyone cheers, girls line up for tit touches and guys empty their wallets into a pile. I get off at the next stop and never use public transportation again
  3. #23
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Yep. I used to make fun of this russian guy who was into bodybuilding because of his poor grip strength in comparison to everything else(he was actually an olympic weightlifter) and eventually, he finally got some of those grippers. Sadly his mom committed suicide. I dunno if he ever actually got into the olympic games. I hope so.

    I have a friend with hands like baseball mits, and it was hilarious to watch him attempt to close some of my grippers. He was baffled at how I could have much smaller hands yet such a stronger grip.

    It's not really about the size of your hands, it's about the tautness & tensile strength of your ligaments and tendons. For instance, my girlfriend has much stronger hands and wrists than I, even though I'm much stronger overall, and am twice her weight. When she grips things, you can see her tendons bulge out of her forearms like two solid fibrous strings of rope.
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby gripping? I thought it was called grappling

    Gripping involves one person...grappling involves multiple folks.
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo tell them to get off the subway, they do, everyone cheers, girls line up for tit touches and guys empty their wallets into a pile. I get off at the next stop and never use public transportation again

    maybe... in a perfect world..
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Pretty stupid fucks dealing with him. If it were me, I would have given him a couple of shots straight the head and then I'd see if his lips were still flapping. If they were, he'd get another couple, and so on.
  7. #27
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ My dad died 13 years ago today. Show a little respect.

    At least fuck 2 niggers.

    My father will probably be dead from leukemia soon, hopefully all of his religious bullshit on Facebook pays off for him. I regret meeting the fucker that one time I did.
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice My father will probably be dead from leukemia soon, hopefully all of his religious bullshit on Facebook pays off for him. I regret meeting the fucker that one time I did.

    you're a pretty shitty son. My mom just called me out of the blue which was kind of weird because last night I was worrying about my dad, evidently he just had throat surgery my mom said and sent me a picture of him and he looks pretty shitty, I would never want anything bad to happen to him.
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty stupid fucks dealing with him. If it were me, I would have given him a couple of shots straight the head and then I'd see if his lips were still flapping. If they were, he'd get another couple, and so on.

    Would you sucker punch him or would you at least let him know you're going to hit him before hand to see if he would sit down and shut up? You sucker puncher.
  10. #30
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're a pretty shitty son.

    Great, you two have something in common. Now kiss.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Would you sucker punch him or would you at least let him know you're going to hit him before hand to see if he would sit down and shut up? You sucker puncher.

    I'd walk up and tell him to shut up. If he didn't, I'd knock him out.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Great, you two have something in common. Now kiss.



    Originally posted by D4NG0 Great, you two have something in common. Now kiss.

    No my dad loves me we talk all the time and they came and visited me recently and they said they love me.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'd walk up and tell him to shut up. If he didn't, I'd knock him out.

    You should at least tell him first that you're going to hit him if he doesn't shut up.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You should at least tell him first that you're going to hit him if he doesn't shut up.

    Not required.
  15. #35
    Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You should at least tell him first that you're going to hit him if he doesn't shut up.

    Idk about that...its the American Dream
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Rrr Idk about that…its the American Dream



    Originally posted by Rrr Idk about that…its the American Dream

    He's canadian. not american. In america we tell people what we're going to do to them if they don't stfu, not doing so is some pussy european / middle eastern terrorist attack / sucker punch bullshit, which speckles haws a long and prosperous history of doing.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not required.

    I guess technically nothing is required.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I guess technically nothing is required.

    Not required, because he's already been told point blank to shut up. The "or else" is already fully implied. Anything else is redundant.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not required, because he's already been told point blank to shut up. The "or else" is already fully implied. Anything else is redundant.

    shut up speckles.
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby shut up speckles.

    Only because you know I'm right.
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