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What do aliens look like?

  1. #1
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Advanced gaseous monarchies from the outer rim of Revnvon-IV?

    Bacterium like microbes that live under the sweltering crust of a twin sun system?

    Are they technological monstrosities, long since broken from their biological creators?

    Or are they here, watching us?

    What do you think?
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    Kuntzschutz Tuskegee Airman
    I think you're a beaner trying to sound intellectual and deep.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I think you're a beaner trying to sound intellectual and deep.

    Aww its cute when the white man tries to act superior
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    Kuntzschutz Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Aww its cute when the white man tries to act superior

    You don't know what I am. Rest assured it isn't just "white man" that understands that you're inferior to everything else on the planet, including sub-saharan africans
  5. #5
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Advanced gaseous monarchies from the outer rim of Revnvon-IV?

    Bacterium like microbes that live under the sweltering crust of a twin sun system?

    Are they technological monstrosities, long since broken from their biological creators?

    Or are they here, watching us?

    What do you think?

    They're multifaceted

    And one of those abilities is riding along inside of humans who don't reject their existence like the body would reject a foreign object
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    Rrr Tuskegee Airman
    They look like free form abstraction from the hoyest parade to imaginationland. Cant say i blame ya,dont sweat your glands
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    Rrr Tuskegee Airman
    They look like a little moose that gets let loose in pea soup in #metoo at the syringe exchange clinic i see blackeyed wafer feathhers coming towarda me for my farhtder
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    Ghost Black Hole
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They are made of pure energy, and they are not in the visible spectrum, although they can appear in any form. Just one of them is powerful enough to kill tens of thousands of humans at a time. They are not restricted to time and space either, and they can freely move between dimensions and time and travel incredible distances instantly. They can also manipulate, transport and shape matter at will. They are millions of years old, and possess scientific intelligence well beyond anyone's wildest imagination.
  10. #10
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    What do aliens look like?



    they have a deep brown color tint to their skin, typically have very dark color hair, just about the entire lot of them are under 5'5" cause they short as hell, they speak a language they claim to be romantic, when they wipe their butts from taking a deuce they toss the paper into a trash can rather than flush it down the toilet, you can find these aliens just about in every restaurant kitchen and washing the dishes, they can also be spotted in welfare lines and accepting government freebies.

    but the real kicker about these aliens, are what they are known by:

    ILLEGAL ALIENS!!
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  12. #12
    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 What do aliens look like?



    they have a deep brown color tint to their skin, typically have very dark color hair, just about the entire lot of them are under 5'5" cause they short as hell, they speak a language they claim to be romantic, when they wipe their butts from taking a deuce they toss the paper into a trash can rather than flush it down the toilet, you can find these aliens just about in every restaurant kitchen and washing the dishes, they can also be spotted in welfare lines and accepting government freebies.

    but the real kicker about these aliens, are what they are known by:

    ILLEGAL ALIENS!!

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Some of the aliens exist beyond the 3 dimensions we exist in. To them, the past is like a valley they can climb down to, the future like a mountain they can climb up.
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    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Some of the aliens exist beyond the 3 dimensions we exist in. To them, the past is like a valley they can climb down to, the future like a mountain they can climb up.

    Star Trek has some good representations of this. Like when Picard skims the flat plane of a 2D dimension, or when Sisko touches the orb or some shit and meets the timeless ethereal beings who are absolutely confused by linear time. Then there's that one episode with the scientist studying alternate realities who experiments on himself and starts experiencing multiple realities at once and struggles to communicate effectively in any one of them.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Thousands of years old...



    https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/934374/Time-travel-proof-planes-helicopter-Egypt-hieroglyphs-aliens-UFO
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    MexicanMasterRace African Astronaut
    The Daily Express is a daily national middle-market tabloid newspaper in the United Kingdom. Published in London, it is the flagship of Express Newspapers, a subsidiary of Northern & Shell. It was first published as a broadsheet in 1900 by Sir Arthur Pearson.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1500 years old...




    http://mexicounexplained.com/the-palenque-astronaut-evidence-of-ancient-alien-visitation/
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OP is wondering what a hypothetical alien might look like and Spectral is explaining what the aliens look like
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Thousands of years old…



    https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/934374/Time-travel-proof-planes-helicopter-Egypt-hieroglyphs-aliens-UFO



    what's funny, the pyramids have thought to been the design of aliens thousands of years ago.

    but that is complete nonsense.
    in ancient Egyptian folklore, there was a king named Ramsey's, who had a sub leader who was seen as a god, intellect, and the first designer of the pyramid when he built it originally to store corn. in Egyptian, this person was known as Imhotep, but in the Bible, he is known as the son of Jacob, Joseph.

    both men are credited for doing the exact same things in forsight like a drought, building a storage which was shaped like a pyramid, being able to create formulas to heal the sick, was a philosopher, and did things attributed to the miraculous.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The greys are military clones grown in military laboratories, which can be trained to fly advanced military ships, such as anti-gravity and supersonic craft. People think those are the aliens, but they're not. The real aliens are totally camouflaged. You can't see them, can't feel them, can't smell them, there's no way to detect their presence, because they reside in another dimension just outside our own, and yet they have found scientific methods to manipulate, transform, transport and create anything within our dimension on a whim. They have fantastic and invisible ships, which orbit the planet and hover deep within the Earth, and they also wander the planet in disguise as humans, remotely commandeering the bodies of humans they have hijacked, using the highly advanced technology they possess.
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