How to be a Faggot in 27 Easy Steps

1. 2015-10-26 at 9:51 PM UTC

   #1
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   Instructions on how to be a flaming faggot
   
   http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html?_r=0
2. 2015-10-26 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya that's one fucked up faggy piece.
   We should make a list of things that real men can relate to.
   1.The modern Man not only knows how to use a gun but reloads his own ammo.
   2 The modern man don't give a fuck about anything on that stooped list.
3. 2015-10-27 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   that list is bizarre
   apparently the modern man is a schizophrenic mess
4. 2015-10-27 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   fuck the "modern man" he sounds like a total douchebag
5. 2015-10-28 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Daily reminder that having a penis makes you a faggot.
6. 2015-10-28 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Literally the only non-cucked "rules"
   2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
   
   18. The modern man has thought seriously about buying a shoehorn.
   
   27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
   
   I love all this progressive nudges like:
   Men dont own guns!
   Men feel more complete with a daughter!
   Gauche Simpleton
   Privelege
   Irish Spring Bar
   
   
   
7. 2015-10-29 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Irish Spring, wow, such progress
8. 2015-10-29 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Irish Spring, wow, such progress

   
   FACT: Only a liberal will assume everyone uses the same soap as them.
   
   Pretentious cunts.
9. 2015-10-30 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Literally the only non-cucked "rules"
   2. The modern man never lets other people know when his confidence has sunk. He acts as if everything is going swimmingly until it is.
   
   18. The modern man has thought seriously about buying a shoehorn.
   
   27. People aren’t sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
   
   I love all this progressive nudges like:
   Men dont own guns!
   Men feel more complete with a daughter!
   Gauche Simpleton
   Privelege
   Irish Spring Bar

   
   IDK about the implied liberalism but i wouldn't mind having a daughter if i had to have kids.
10. 2015-10-30 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I see implied liberalism in anything I dont like. Dont worry fam.
11. 2015-10-30 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #11
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I almost wish IronJohn would post on this,I see the jedi.
12. 2015-10-31 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    I see implied liberalism in anything I dont like. Dont worry fam.

    
    Word, it's just that, little girls are so cute. Even if you're not banging them tbh fam.
13. 2018-06-02 at 1:16 PM UTC

    #13
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Bamp.