2019-11-11 at 5:53 AM UTC
Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
How I’d like to yank my sister’s teeth out.
2019-11-11 at 6:07 AM UTC
Pliers are way too primitive for this day and age.
Use a different instrument on each of her individual teeth.
A toenail clipper for one of them..
The butt end of a bic lighter..
A hammer and chisel..
Use a small blowtorch to literally burn one of her teeth out..
Wrench the tines of a fork between the spaces in a few of her teeth and just wrench and rake on the fork until they finally dislodge..
Use a can opener somehow.
Use a corkscrew somehow. (Dig up into the gums and screw into the deepest root nerves of the tooth.)
Etc.
2019-11-11 at 9:42 AM UTC
Cly
African Astronaut
[foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
YES, OMG TOENAIL CLIPPERS. Why didn’t I think of that.