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Using pliers to pull teeth out of a nigger’s mouth

  1. #1
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    How I’d like to yank my sister’s teeth out.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pliers are way too primitive for this day and age.

    Use a different instrument on each of her individual teeth.

    A toenail clipper for one of them..

    The butt end of a bic lighter..

    A hammer and chisel..

    Use a small blowtorch to literally burn one of her teeth out..

    Wrench the tines of a fork between the spaces in a few of her teeth and just wrench and rake on the fork until they finally dislodge..

    Use a can opener somehow.

    Use a corkscrew somehow. (Dig up into the gums and screw into the deepest root nerves of the tooth.)

    Etc.
  3. #3
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    YES, OMG TOENAIL CLIPPERS. Why didn’t I think of that.
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