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Please help with my ass

  1. #1
    I didn't eat all week because I wanted to lose five pounds and wear these extremely tight jeans to make my ass look perfect and round.

    So I lost a little bit more than five pounds and now my ass is completely flat.

    Does anyone know how to make your ass bigger?

    Don't suggest squats please cause I ain't gonna spend a year in a gym to build muscle. I want to redirect fat there from elsewhere.

    Thanks.
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    Nigga
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    pics of your ass
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Grylls pics of your ass

    I can do this in jeans but how does that help my problem
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls pics of your ass

    this

    unless you're zek, in which case post yourself a bomb
  6. #6
    some good slapping with a piece of salvaged pallette wood will do the trick.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see I can do this in jeans but how does that help my problem

    believe me it will really help a lot
  8. #8
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls believe me it will really help a lot

    Geek.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Geek.

    go smoke some more crystal you whore
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Get ass fucked and do squats
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls go smoke some more crystal you whore

    The cunt doesn't smoke crystal you retard
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The cunt doesn't smoke crystal you retard

    lets hear that from the crystal whore you faggot
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Nope, no crystal for me, ever!

    Grylls, you’re a shithead💩🗣

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Technologist Nope, no crystal for me, ever!

    Grylls, you’re a shithead💩🗣

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "crystal"!

    Owned by grylls
  15. #15
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    oh fuck
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