2019-11-01 at 7:18 AM UTC
I didn't eat all week because I wanted to lose five pounds and wear these extremely tight jeans to make my ass look perfect and round.
So I lost a little bit more than five pounds and now my ass is completely flat.
Does anyone know how to make your ass bigger?
Don't suggest squats please cause I ain't gonna spend a year in a gym to build muscle. I want to redirect fat there from elsewhere.
Thanks.
2019-11-01 at 11:24 AM UTC
some good slapping with a piece of salvaged pallette wood will do the trick.
2019-11-01 at 6:17 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Technologist
Geek.
go smoke some more crystal you whore
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2019-11-01 at 6:22 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Get ass fucked and do squats
2019-11-01 at 7:06 PM UTC
Nope, no crystal for me, ever!
Grylls, you’re a shithead💩🗣
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2019-11-01 at 11:30 PM UTC
Grylls
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