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Got that weird fungal STD again

  1. #1
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Again from a hooker.

    It started in my crotch, now it's all over. You can literally see flakes of white dandruff in my eyelashes.



    This sucks, largely because doctors are such cunts about treating things like this. I don't remember what I did last time, I think baths with apple cider vinegar + selenium tablets + ketoconazole ointment.

    I'm going to the Ivory Coast in December, maybe I'll get some fluconazole pills there and nuke this shit.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fungus gives you dandruff?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra fungus gives you dandruff?

    Apparently, but it's quite poorly understood. But this is the second time this has happened to me.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's similar to HPV - one of those things where a micro-organism that is supposed to be natural and endemic is also associated with problems, so you are wondering "how does that work".

    And it's clear that it isn't quite understood yet how it works, but no one will admit that.

    All I know is that I am itchy.
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    DontTellEm Naturally Camouflaged
    I see flakes in ur eyebrows. How old are u? Lol ur skin looks weird.
  6. #6
    Kuntzschutz Tuskegee Airman
    You look ancient. Better take care of that shit before it's too late.

    Oregano oil works, equal parts oregano oil and olive oil. It'll sting like a bitch for the first few minutes and you'll temporarily look like you were doused with boiling water, but the next day you'll look younger than normal.

    The downside is that you have to apply it every day until you're cured.

    It also evaporates easily, so it's not cost effective unless you do what that black girl did and put plastic over it to stop it evaporating. It's more than likely some type of candida which can eventually kill you if it becomes systemic, but most doctors won't know that you died from candida and they'll likely put it down to something else.

    Taking the oregano or other natural antifungals internally can help too, but if it's mostly just the skin then topical should fix it.
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    Cly Tuskegee Airman [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Lol
  9. #9
    Kuntzschutz Tuskegee Airman
    I had one of these same kind of infections right behind my right ear. Behind the ears is where yeast commonly attacks, any part where humidity can be trapped really.

    I'd scratch it every day till it got worse and worse, and I'd remove a layer of crust and flakes each day, and each morning there's be a new layer of crust and flakes. It's amazing how fast it came back.

    I knew I had to do something about it so I used the oregano/olive oil mixture and within a couple weeks it was completely cured. But it's very painful like I said. Normal healthy skin shouldn't really do a lot when exposed to this mixture, but if it's infected, it'll flake up even more, with larger flakes till the point where it's like a snake shedding its skin and eventually it'll just stop flaking at all and go back to being smooth.

    Doctors really are shitty when it comes to this sort of thing. We discussed this on zoklet a bit. One thing communist countries have going for them is they have a large supply of anti-fungal medications rather than just antibiotics.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I got some oregano oil pills today, so I am taking them + peppermint oil + selenium.

    I also got some oregano and some peppermint oils today, so I'll sprinkle some on my bed when I go asleep. I remember finding that they helped.

    I am also using 3 different anti-dandruff shampoos and rubbing down with anti-fungal cream afterwards.

    I'll also look at my diet and ways to eat healthier.

    I spent a fortune on supplies today, but it should be gone soon.
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Again from a hooker.

    It started in my crotch, now it's all over. You can literally see flakes of white dandruff in my eyelashes.



    This sucks, largely because doctors are such cunts about treating things like this. I don't remember what I did last time, I think baths with apple cider vinegar + selenium tablets + ketoconazole ointment.

    I'm going to the Ivory Coast in December, maybe I'll get some fluconazole pills there and nuke this shit.

    Hold on. Fungus is caused by lower immune symtoms. Pre or regular diabetics can get fungus, usually feet. Do you have thrush on your tongue. Have you checked for HIV or Hepb or HepC ?


    Folliculitus?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Probably have pre diabetes due my diet, which doesn't help.
  13. #13
    A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he has hookers fart on his eyebrows its his fedish
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Don't judge
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  15. #15
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor he has hookers fart on his eyebrows its his fedish

    You specifically told me you're into Indian (India) women to fart on your nuts


    Actually I have to shrug and walk away from this.. Not sure this is a disturbing thing
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    A College Professor Space Nigga [your moreover breastless limestone]
    gosh can't tell you anything you big blubber mouth
  17. #17
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor gosh can't tell you anything you big blubber mouth

    I wasn't the only one of about 6 people in the room. Didn't know it was brocode ..where is my 100 dollar green dot card
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    DrugSmuggler Yung Blood [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    That’s fuckin nasty and you’re a lot older than I thought you were
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    Needledick Needledick Needledick victim of incest (banned) [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    You should cover the whole area around your dick with saran wrap, and wear a rubber with your boxers on 👍
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    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greenspam ..where is my 100 dollar green dot card?

    Yeah, that's what I thought.
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