Oh man. The Mrs went to bed talking shit about how she's a light sleeper and if she hears the sealer going off I'll be in trouble. So I waited 20 minutes and vacuum sealed her bedside water bottle. Then I strategically sealed a bunch of random shit and put them behind a bunch of other stuff. Like a soup can, box of noodles, a single pen. Just really retarded stuff. She's not going to find them all for months to come.
It's kinda the prank that just keeps giving. I can already hear it. A exasperated sigh with a, "Really babe?!"
And we couldn't find the kiddos pants she wanted to wear today. I was immediately asked, "Did you vacuum seal the kiddos pant?!" Of course I didn't but I thought about it.
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Originally posted by WellHung
Eat a dick and choke on it, mud puppet.🌹
Page 31 faggot! I hope you appreciate your free 100% custom LOLcat! I'm here for YOU buddy! I got you! We can hang out and pals around!
It's not my fault you have no one that loves you. Well, I love you so you have one good buddy. How hung are you anyways? I'm definitely a grower. Not a shower. I should make a new account called 'NotHung' and we can claim to be step brothers.
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