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I can lose weight faster than you!
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2017-02-10 at 6:52 PM UTCthot this wuds btlc thread
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2017-02-10 at 6:52 PM UTCsory
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2017-02-10 at 7:59 PM UTCWeed + meth is heaven
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2017-02-18 at 5:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump All these Biggest Loser shows are lame as fuck.
Here's my idea for a new one.
10 morbidly obese people briefly tell their sad stories and then it cuts to a Mac Donalds where I'm sitting there eating Mcnuggets, mcflurry and 4 supersize big macs.
Then I get up and say "I CAN LOSE WEIGHT FASTER THAN YOU!" and it rolls the opening sequence.
It fast forwards to 5 months where I'm 200 lbs along with 3 pro trainers who intentionally gained weight. The 10 fat people are brought in.
I go up and say "HERES THE DEAL YOU FAT FUCKS, IM PUTTING YOU ALL ON A RIGID DIET". Everyone in the program is forced to run to a secret forest retreat using a map and compass and its all uphill.
When they get to the cabin they are all sweaty and hungry but find only water in the fridge. Then me and the trainers come in by helicopter and we have duffel bags. Inside the bags are several kilograms of pure meth and pipes, torches and syringes.
Food is won through competitions and weight is lost in like a few weeks.
you left out lots of ice and chainsaws.
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2017-02-18 at 5:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote id rather have something with guaranteed quality than shitty trailer trash meth
not to say if i didnt have good, clean gear i wouldnt use it, but thats nonexistent in an affordable price range
Nah Brah you are in a big city/middle of no where or just don't have a good connect. I copped my first gram for 60 in AZ and it was so pure people thought it was some supernatural shit made by Lucifer himself.
