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I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.

  1. #21
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by HTS And converted to Islam.



    I'm growing my beard out and have been going to the local mosque every Friday. Sudo inspired me, and when I read the words of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) I knew that I had made many mistakes. I will do right by God and live a good life, and hopefully be able to make amends for the transgressions the jedis deceived me into committing, inshallah.

    الله أكبر

    Goosebumps, subhanallah
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  2. #22
    blaster master victim of incest
  3. #23
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    Originally posted by blaster master no fucking way

    I'm already looking into getting a Hajj visa for 2020. I really want to make my pilgrimage next year.
  4. #24
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    Also goddamn, looking at that picture I am riddled with fetal alcohol syndrome. My birth mom should have aborted me if she was just gonna pull that shit.
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  5. #25
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #26
    ahem,

    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
  7. #27
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian ahem,

    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.

    Whether or not I'm getting into heaven (or the temple depending on interpretation) is kind of irrelevant to whether or not I should have faith in the one true God (Allah SWT) and His prophet (PBUH).
  8. #28
    Originally posted by HTS Whether or not I'm getting into heaven (or the temple depending on interpretation) is kind of irrelevant to whether or not I should have faith in the one true God and His prophet (PBUH).

    Good News Translation
    "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.
  9. #29
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Good News Translation
    "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.

    My imam begs to differ. My devotion to Allah swt is unshakeable.
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  10. #30
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    When you join a mosque and they grope your penis in the traditional greeting, theyre going to be in for a bit of a surprise.
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He could install a wooden replacement. A peg leg, if you will.
  12. #32
    Islam also prohibits castration and imitation of women.

    Do you ever regret cutting off your balls, my muslim brudah?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by HTS My imam begs to differ. My devotion to Allah swt is unshakeable.

    This sounds very familiar.

    They take a drug addict or a homosexual, and they tell him that he is a shame to his family. They eventually convince him to be a suicide bomber to redeem himself.

    Sometimes the family itself gives up said druggy, and whatever terror organization brainwashes them, but then also pays the family money after the boom.
  14. #34
    its ok hts, god has a plan for everyone.
  15. #35
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    Originally posted by blaster master That's gotta be an old pic, I cannot believe this.

    Don't be silly. I don't have any old pics of myself. It's actually kind of disconcerting how few pictures of myself exist from the last decade or so. So yeah, obviously not an old pic because those don't exist.

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian its ok hts, god has a plan for everyone.

    Pretty much what my imam says.
  16. #36
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty much what my imam says.

    What does your Mom say?
  17. #37
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL What does your Mom say?

    I stopped talking to her because she refuses to act like a proper Muslim woman. She may be my mom, but she's also an infidel. It's complicated.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by HTS Don't be silly. I don't have any old pics of myself. It's actually kind of disconcerting how few pictures of myself exist from the last decade or so. So yeah, obviously not an old pic because those don't exist.



    Pretty much what my imam says.

    so then we agree that §m£ÂgØL is a faggot?
  19. #39
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian so then we agree that §m£ÂgØL is a faggot?

    I mean... he is, by his own admission.
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS Whether or not I'm getting into heaven (or the temple depending on interpretation) is kind of irrelevant to whether or not I should have faith in the one true God (Allah SWT) and His prophet (PBUH).

    Go over there and see how quick you get tossed from a roof.
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