2019-10-15 at 11:41 PM UTC
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[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by HTS
And converted to Islam.
I'm growing my beard out and have been going to the local mosque every Friday. Sudo inspired me, and when I read the words of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) I knew that I had made many mistakes. I will do right by God and live a good life, and hopefully be able to make amends for the transgressions the jedis deceived me into committing, inshallah.
الله أكبر
Goosebumps, subhanallah
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2019-10-15 at 11:55 PM UTC
Also goddamn, looking at that picture I am riddled with fetal alcohol syndrome. My birth mom should have aborted me if she was just gonna pull that shit.
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2019-10-16 at 12:07 AM UTC
ahem,
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.
2019-10-16 at 12:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Good News Translation
"No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.
My imam begs to differ. My devotion to Allah swt is unshakeable.
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2019-10-16 at 12:18 AM UTC
When you join a mosque and they grope your penis in the traditional greeting, theyre going to be in for a bit of a surprise.
2019-10-16 at 12:19 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
He could install a wooden replacement. A peg leg, if you will.
2019-10-16 at 12:20 AM UTC
Islam also prohibits castration and imitation of women.
Do you ever regret cutting off your balls, my muslim brudah?
2019-10-16 at 12:29 AM UTC
its ok hts, god has a plan for everyone.