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bought a ouija board

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    username: African Astronaut
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts
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  3. #3
    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts

    mmm
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    YOU’RE DEAD
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Can you check what time I work tomorrow I cant remember if its noon or 2pm. Thanks.
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Can you check what time I work tomorrow I cant remember if its noon or 2pm. Thanks.

    Meet them in the middle and come in at 1
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Meet them in the middle and come in at 1

    No no I just want the spirits to tell me. I dont wanna go in early if I dont have to.
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    username: African Astronaut
    sure thing man
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Very, very bad idea. Bad things are going to happen to you.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by username: sure thing man

    So... which is it ?
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    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ So… which is it ?

    1
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Your board is cursed. That's wrong.
  13. #13
    username: African Astronaut
    “is my dad alive?”
    -no

    sheeeeeeei
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.
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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.

    Sounds like a sane lady burning your belongings
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're calling demons into your home.
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    username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're calling demons into your home.

    You fauk. There is no such thing as demons. I mean... believe what you want though.
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When I was like 13 I got one of those at the local mall. One day it was just gone. I found out years later that my catholic mother sprinkled it with holy water and buried it LOL.

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Sounds like a sane lady burning your belongings

    Your reading comprehension needs work.
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by username: 1

    It was noon.



    Originally posted by mmQ Your board is cursed. That's wrong.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra now you can trick your friends into thinking your house is haunted by some very racist ghosts

    iggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggern

    "the spirits seem to be trying to tell us something, but what is this 'iggern'?"
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