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Sudo is a deadbeat dad

  1. #1
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo you do not know what you're talking about

    basically a girl told me she was getting an abortion but instead went back to her other baby daddy who I cuckholded and I didn't find out until I was already incarcerated. Afterwards I saw my daughter a few times while they were broken up but she was really just interested in pursuing a relationship I did not want and grew tired of me telling her not to be a cokewhore (see thread: my baby mammer is a cokewhore) and trying to ensure my daughter did not grow up to be a mutt. She blocked my number and social media and is back with her other baby daddy and I don't know where they live. I also may have a son I've been discussing getting a paternity test with the childs mother, who submits there's a distinct possibility it is mine, however her ex boyfriend has been awarded some custody rights through court so it's another really weird situation if it turns out it's mine. This is what happens when you go to jail and people forget about you

    Wonder what the Koran says about abandoning your bastard children
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've helped look after so many bastard children in my life it's actually a joke amongst my friends
  3. #3
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I've helped look after so many bastard children in my life it's actually a joke amongst my friends

    Yet, you neglect your own.
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    one time my friend rented this house in hawaii and he got some roommate girl who was super hot and slutty but kind of crazy and we were pretty sure she was tweaking the whole time. anyways after like 2 days of knowing this girl and us getting stoned on their living room couch she asked us to drive her to a job interview and we weren't doing shit so we said yea. we get in the car and drive to some really expensive looking house and park out front and we were just like waiting in this little foyer area for about 20 minutes and finally this dude shows up looking all sweaty and a little nervous and asks her if she wants to come in for the interview and tells the two of us to wait outside.

    we just chilled for like half an hour talking and bullshitting and then she comes out and we left. funny we never heard out how the "interview" went.

    like 2 weeks later me and my friend were super baked sitting on his couch watching cartoons and it was night time but he we had been sitting there since early afternoon so all the lights were off and the girl stormed into the house and packed all her shit and left all pissed off without any of the three of us saying a word. after she left my friend was just like "i think she just moved out"
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    seems like a missed opportunity
  6. #6
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III one time my friend rented this house in hawaii and he got some roommate girl who was super hot and slutty but kind of crazy and we were pretty sure she was tweaking the whole time. anyways after like 2 days of knowing this girl and us getting stoned on their living room couch she asked us to drive her to a job interview and we weren't doing shit so we said yea. we get in the car and drive to some really expensive looking house and park out front and we were just like waiting in this little foyer area for about 20 minutes and finally this dude shows up looking all sweaty and a little nervous and asks her if she wants to come in for the interview and tells the two of us to wait outside.

    we just chilled for like half an hour talking and bullshitting and then she comes out and we left. funny we never heard out how the "interview" went.

    like 2 weeks later me and my friend were super baked sitting on his couch watching cartoons and it was night time but he we had been sitting there since early afternoon so all the lights were off and the girl stormed into the house and packed all her shit and left all pissed off without any of the three of us saying a word. after she left my friend was just like "i think she just moved out"

    Its called a porn shoot interview. Ron Jeremy style.
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