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Stupid bad ideas you had as a teenager.

  1. #1
    When I was 13/14, there was this girl in my classes who I had the hots for. I wanted to break into her room when she was sleeping, and pour super glue on her vagina. Like, glue her vagina shut.

    Boy, I was retarded. I was really determined to do it too. Find out where she lived, get in through the window, lift her dressing gown up and cover that pussy with glue...

    I didn't even realize how retarded it was until I told someone about it a few years ago, and even then it didn't seem as retarded as I realize it is now.
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    dressing gown? when I was that age all the girls that i knew slept in shorts and tshirts.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    One of the stupidest things I did as far as idiocy was running alongside a moving train, jumping on it, riding for a minute, and jumping off of it. I only got a little scraped up, but could've ended badly.

    As far as bad ideas, I didn't really have any bad ones. At least not that I intended on doing. Well, I take that back. I did do a couple, but nothing I feel like sharing.
  4. #4
    When I was 13/14, there was this girl in my classes who I had the hots for. I wanted to break into her room when she was sleeping, and pour super glue on her vagina. Like, glue her vagina shut.

    Boy, I was retarded. I was really determined to do it too. Find out where she lived, get in through the window, lift her dressing gown up and cover that pussy with glue…

    I didn't even realize how retarded it was until I told someone about it a few years ago, and even then it didn't seem as retarded as I realize it is now.


    but y?
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)
    One of the stupidest things I did as far as idiocy was running alongside a moving train, jumping on it, riding for a minute, and jumping off of it. I only got a little scraped up, but could've ended badly.

    As far as bad ideas, I didn't really have any bad ones. At least not that I intended on doing. Well, I take that back. I did do a couple, but nothing I feel like sharing.

    when i was about 7-ish me and my friends would try to derail subway trains by placing assorted objects on the tracks.

    it seemed like a good idea at the time.

  6. #6
    but y?


    I... don't know.
  7. #7
    Trying to have 2 girlfriends, it seemed like a really good idea at the time.
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