Stupid bad ideas you had as a teenager.

1. 2016-05-19 at 4 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I was 13/14, there was this girl in my classes who I had the hots for. I wanted to break into her room when she was sleeping, and pour super glue on her vagina. Like, glue her vagina shut.
   
   Boy, I was retarded. I was really determined to do it too. Find out where she lived, get in through the window, lift her dressing gown up and cover that pussy with glue...
   
   I didn't even realize how retarded it was until I told someone about it a few years ago, and even then it didn't seem as retarded as I realize it is now.
2. 2016-05-19 at 4:46 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   dressing gown? when I was that age all the girls that i knew slept in shorts and tshirts.
3. 2016-05-19 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #3
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   One of the stupidest things I did as far as idiocy was running alongside a moving train, jumping on it, riding for a minute, and jumping off of it. I only got a little scraped up, but could've ended badly.
   
   As far as bad ideas, I didn't really have any bad ones. At least not that I intended on doing. Well, I take that back. I did do a couple, but nothing I feel like sharing.
4. 2016-05-20 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   When I was 13/14, there was this girl in my classes who I had the hots for. I wanted to break into her room when she was sleeping, and pour super glue on her vagina. Like, glue her vagina shut.
   
   Boy, I was retarded. I was really determined to do it too. Find out where she lived, get in through the window, lift her dressing gown up and cover that pussy with glue…
   
   I didn't even realize how retarded it was until I told someone about it a few years ago, and even then it didn't seem as retarded as I realize it is now.

   
   
   but y?
5. 2016-05-20 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   One of the stupidest things I did as far as idiocy was running alongside a moving train, jumping on it, riding for a minute, and jumping off of it. I only got a little scraped up, but could've ended badly.
   
   As far as bad ideas, I didn't really have any bad ones. At least not that I intended on doing. Well, I take that back. I did do a couple, but nothing I feel like sharing.

   
   when i was about 7-ish me and my friends would try to derail subway trains by placing assorted objects on the tracks.
   
   it seemed like a good idea at the time.
   
   
6. 2016-05-20 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   but y?

   
   
   I... don't know.
7. 2016-05-20 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Trying to have 2 girlfriends, it seemed like a really good idea at the time.