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    Sleeping is a sin and it's Sunday. You should be waking up at 4:20am to praise the Quantum Tetrahedron and enjoy some delta 9 tetrahydrocannibinol

    How many of you believe in an all powerful creator?

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I read in church today. I nearly cracked up when I had to say shekels
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    What church do you go to and why
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What church do you go to and why

    The one with the bling, for the dead jedis
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    Abrahamic religion is evil
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Abrahamic religion is evil

    I only go for the free communion wafers
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Soy is Catholic i'm pretty sure.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We posted at the same time, so don't even think about mockingly calling me Sherlock, Einstein, Captain obvious or any of those things
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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I only go for the free communion wafers

    You literally eat Jesus Christ

    Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You literally eat Jesus Christ

    Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood

    Only if you believe in the power of the Sacrament.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You literally eat Jesus Christ

    Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood

    Metal
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Bunch of sleeper inners. Big babies!
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    Im high as fuck gonna go get a Tim Hortons now
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Your Sunday routine😀
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    Holy shit clown world lmrao
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went to Juma on Friday because mid Friday afternoon is a much better time for religious congregation and the service is shorter. I would like to go to church sometime soon tho. It's weird church is mostly old white people (from what I know) and the mosque I go to is mostly middle aged professionals and their kids.
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    Damn I just saw a dude wig out in Tim Hortons and walked up to everyone in line to ask them to use his reward card so he could get a free coffee and then people kept dropping change on the ground accidentally and he would pick it up and they let him keep it wtf

    It was like a comedy sketch

    I thought the old man was gonna call him a bitch and read him the news but he just took the man's card like a cuck and so did everyone else
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    VANILLA WAFERS ARE LITERALLY JESUS CHRIST
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    That's what they believe
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's what they believe

    Prove that Jesus didnt taste like a wafer
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