Wake up you heathens

1. 2019-09-22 at 11:09 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Sleeping is a sin and it's Sunday. You should be waking up at 4:20am to praise the Quantum Tetrahedron and enjoy some delta 9 tetrahydrocannibinol
   
   How many of you believe in an all powerful creator?
   
   
2. 2019-09-22 at 11:11 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I read in church today. I nearly cracked up when I had to say shekels
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   • Sudo, 
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3. 2019-09-22 at 11:13 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   What church do you go to and why
4. 2019-09-22 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What church do you go to and why

   
   The one with the bling, for the dead jedis
5. 2019-09-22 at 11:16 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Abrahamic religion is evil
6. 2019-09-22 at 11:22 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Abrahamic religion is evil

   
   I only go for the free communion wafers
7. 2019-09-22 at 11:22 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Soy is Catholic i'm pretty sure.
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8. 2019-09-22 at 11:23 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   We posted at the same time, so don't even think about mockingly calling me Sherlock, Einstein, Captain obvious or any of those things
9. 2019-09-22 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I only go for the free communion wafers

   
   You literally eat Jesus Christ
   
   Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood
10. 2019-09-22 at 11:28 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You literally eat Jesus Christ
    
    Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood

    
    Only if you believe in the power of the Sacrament.
11. 2019-09-22 at 12:03 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You literally eat Jesus Christ
    
    Catholics are a cannibal cult that groom's it's followers to get drunk on human blood

    
    Metal
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    • Sudo
12. 2019-09-22 at 12:11 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Bunch of sleeper inners. Big babies!
13. 2019-09-22 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Im high as fuck gonna go get a Tim Hortons now
14. 2019-09-22 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Your Sunday routine😀
15. 2019-09-22 at 12:52 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Holy shit clown world lmrao
16. 2019-09-22 at 1:07 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went to Juma on Friday because mid Friday afternoon is a much better time for religious congregation and the service is shorter. I would like to go to church sometime soon tho. It's weird church is mostly old white people (from what I know) and the mosque I go to is mostly middle aged professionals and their kids.
17. 2019-09-22 at 1:12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Damn I just saw a dude wig out in Tim Hortons and walked up to everyone in line to ask them to use his reward card so he could get a free coffee and then people kept dropping change on the ground accidentally and he would pick it up and they let him keep it wtf
    
    It was like a comedy sketch
    
    I thought the old man was gonna call him a bitch and read him the news but he just took the man's card like a cuck and so did everyone else
18. 2019-09-22 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    VANILLA WAFERS ARE LITERALLY JESUS CHRIST
19. 2019-09-22 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That's what they believe
20. 2019-09-22 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's what they believe

    
    Prove that Jesus didnt taste like a wafer