Who is Tort?

1. 2019-09-22 at 3:34 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?
   
   Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..
2. 2019-09-22 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I am the benchmark tort measures his life on
3. 2019-09-22 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #3
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?
   
   Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..

   
   Tort is TORTILLA. He's a ex methhead military alcoholic dude who hangs out in TC and rarely posts
4. 2019-09-22 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lets get jiggy with it
5. 2019-09-22 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Tort is TORTILLA. He's a ex methhead military alcoholic dude who hangs out in TC and rarely posts

   
   Oh, yeah.. i guess that makes sense
6. 2019-09-22 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   Tort's name is like Fight club
   
   Rule 1 and Rule 2
   
   
   leave it at that.
7. 2019-09-22 at 7:26 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   tort is a fed
   
   i have this on high authority
8. 2019-09-22 at 8:43 AM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by DietPiano People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?
   
   Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..

   
   Your mom's lover alllll night long!
9. 2019-09-22 at 8:44 AM UTC

   #9
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Grylls tort is a fed
   
   i have this on high authority

   
   I have your mom's butthole on authorization allll night looong!
10. 2019-09-22 at 9:41 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have your mom's butthole on authorization allll night looong!

    
    you and authorize won’t ever belong in the same sentence, ever
    
    no one would trust you with a fucking spud gun you thick cunt
11. 2019-09-22 at 9:46 AM UTC

    #11
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls you and authorize won’t ever belong in the same sentence, ever
    
    no one would trust you with a fucking spud gun you thick cunt

    
    I would expect that kind of laceration from a gont that has more wine glasses than he does womens panties in his raquet ball locker, you Richard smoker
12. 2019-09-22 at 9:50 AM UTC

    #12
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    tort is one man, many things.
    
    -he is a sailor
    -he loves our nation
    -he loves latina women
    -he is an ex meth head/bath salt user but then got in pretty decent shape, although now i think he is drinking again
    -he has a mustache
    -he spent so much time in tc he bought a second home there which he sis in 24/7/365
13. 2019-09-22 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III tort is one man, many things.
    
    -he is a sailor
    -he loves our nation
    -he loves latina women
    -he is an ex meth head/bath salt user but then got in pretty decent shape, although now i think he is drinking again
    -he has a mustache
    -he spent so much time in tc he bought a second home there which he sis in 24/7/365

    
    he sounds like a kwl guy i would totally be his bf
14. 2019-09-22 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #14
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just a loser
15. 2019-09-22 at 11:42 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur a loser
16. 2019-09-22 at 11:45 AM UTC

    #16
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Grylls ur a loser

    
    That's really rich coming from a shit head. Suck on my dick that's way bigger than yours faggo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
17. 2019-09-22 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from a shit head. Suck on my dick that's way bigger than yours faggo

    
    that’s really rich coming from a child molesting rapist
18. 2019-09-22 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #18
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Grylls that’s really rich coming from a child molesting rapist

    
    Wow that was uncalled for
19. 2019-09-22 at 2 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wow that was uncalled for

    
    your mom fucking a spasticated nigger was uncalled for
    
    spaz
20. 2019-09-22 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tort is my sponser in NA and I'm his sponser in AA