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Who is Tort?

  1. #1
    People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?

    Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I am the benchmark tort measures his life on
  3. #3
    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?

    Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..

    Tort is TORTILLA. He's a ex methhead military alcoholic dude who hangs out in TC and rarely posts
  4. #4
    Lets get jiggy with it
  5. #5
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Tort is TORTILLA. He's a ex methhead military alcoholic dude who hangs out in TC and rarely posts

    Oh, yeah.. i guess that makes sense
  6. #6
    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Tort's name is like Fight club

    Rule 1 and Rule 2


    leave it at that.
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    tort is a fed

    i have this on high authority
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DietPiano People keep accusing me of being him, also some guy named Tacho I believe?

    Hah. Tacho and tortillah. Hahaha..

    Your mom's lover alllll night long!
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls tort is a fed

    i have this on high authority

    I have your mom's butthole on authorization allll night looong!
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I have your mom's butthole on authorization allll night looong!

    you and authorize won’t ever belong in the same sentence, ever

    no one would trust you with a fucking spud gun you thick cunt
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls you and authorize won’t ever belong in the same sentence, ever

    no one would trust you with a fucking spud gun you thick cunt

    I would expect that kind of laceration from a gont that has more wine glasses than he does womens panties in his raquet ball locker, you Richard smoker
  12. #12
    tort is one man, many things.

    -he is a sailor
    -he loves our nation
    -he loves latina women
    -he is an ex meth head/bath salt user but then got in pretty decent shape, although now i think he is drinking again
    -he has a mustache
    -he spent so much time in tc he bought a second home there which he sis in 24/7/365
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III tort is one man, many things.

    -he is a sailor
    -he loves our nation
    -he loves latina women
    -he is an ex meth head/bath salt user but then got in pretty decent shape, although now i think he is drinking again
    -he has a mustache
    -he spent so much time in tc he bought a second home there which he sis in 24/7/365

    he sounds like a kwl guy i would totally be his bf
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Just a loser
  15. #15
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur a loser
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls ur a loser

    That's really rich coming from a shit head. Suck on my dick that's way bigger than yours faggo
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's really rich coming from a shit head. Suck on my dick that's way bigger than yours faggo

    that’s really rich coming from a child molesting rapist
  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Grylls that’s really rich coming from a child molesting rapist

    Wow that was uncalled for
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Wow that was uncalled for

    your mom fucking a spasticated nigger was uncalled for

    spaz
  20. #20
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tort is my sponser in NA and I'm his sponser in AA
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