I'm about to join the mile high heroin club

1. 2019-09-13 at 12:16 PM UTC

   #21
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by G4LM Using a lighter to smoke in an airplane bathroom sounds tremendously stupid

   
   Maybe he is just insufflating?
2. 2019-09-13 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #22
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Maybe he is just insufflating?

   
   He brought a foil lol.
3. 2019-09-13 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #23
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by G4LM He brought a foil lol.

   
   Smh...he only got away with it cuz it was vapor, not smoke.
4. 2019-09-13 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #24
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Smh…he only got away with it cuz it was vapor, not smoke.

   
   You still gotta flick a lighter in that bathroom and leave vapor smell floating around. I guarantee people heard him flick it and just didn't say anything. Thats what you are counting on when you do dumb shit like this.
5. 2019-09-16 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by G4LM You still gotta flick a lighter in that bathroom and leave vapor smell floating around. I guarantee people heard him flick it and just didn't say anything. Thats what you are counting on when you do dumb shit like this.

   
   You suppose a lot §m£ÂgØL, don't know fuck of what you're talking about, then look a complete idiot.
   
   The plane wasn't even half full. When I booked my ticket I picked the very back seat with a toilet right behind me. There must have been 8 or 10 rows between me and the next passenger.
   
   I actually do put a lot of thought and planning into what I do.
   
   
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6. 2019-09-16 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I also packed a little travel linx spray in my carry on.
   
   
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7. 2019-09-16 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Some of us do know wtf we're doing.
   
   lol
   
   
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8. 2019-09-16 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #28
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc I actually do put a lot of thought and planning into what I do.

   
   
   
   >guy who went to prison in his 40s
9. 2019-09-16 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by G4LM This nigga crosses a tiny river and thinks he's somewhere exotic
   
   Bet he can still see his house from there

   
   I'd like to see you swim the channel.
10. 2019-09-16 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Whaleboy would get across there easy
    
    
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11. 2019-09-16 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #31
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie I'd like to see you swim the channel.

    
    I probably could hitchhike across it. People have hitchhiked oceans before. You just chill around the docks.
    
    It's literally less than the length of my state lmao.
12. 2019-09-16 at 2:03 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    This actually
    
    http://crewseekers.net
    
    Good luck finding somebody with a big enough boat tho golm
    
    
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13. 2019-09-16 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #33
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    I guarantee you are fatter than I am.
14. 2019-09-16 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    §m£ÂgØL thought you just stood at the end of the pier with your thumb out
    
    lol
    
    
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15. 2019-09-16 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Narc §m£ÂgØL thought you just stood at the end of the pier with your thumb out
    
    lol
    
    
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    Hey do you think you could tell us the story about what went down when you got arrested that last time? Or is it not that interesting of a story? Not trying be weird just curious because I've known people that have gone down over some weird bullshit.
    
    Like I was walking to the store one day and thats next to where I used to score, that particular very small texas historic monument apartment complex (like 8 rooms tops) one of the oldest building in atx but anyways when I was almost to the store this truck rolled up at the intersection and just stopped at the stop sign and wouldn't keep moving these guys were in the truck just staring at me.. I was like this is kinda weird but didn't click to that they were pigs especially because I wasn't doing anything / didn't have anything on me.. and I decided to walk the other way and take a detour to the store.
    
    So I'm buying my booze at the asian store and the lady told me to not walk out down the alley by the building I was talking about because the cops are there.
    
    SO I don't but when I'm walking back I look down the alley and their fucking up some dude that I guess "fit the description" that looked kinda like me, skinny, blue jeans, long hair, beard. I totally knew it was a smack bust.
    
    But I've also had the cops literally send someone to my door and I was watching out the peep hole while they were doing this and I saw a cop on the bottom floor point up to my apartment while another cop ducked down by my door. And saw this other guy in plain clothes walking to my place who I know doesn't live here so I went to my room shut off the lights/music/turned the volume off my phone ect.. and just kept hearing a knocking at my door and started getting weird numbers calling me.
    
    Shits crazy try to pull, like they don't have anything better to do than these weird sting/ theatrics.. I was really freaked out by it.
16. 2019-09-17 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Maybe later krz, I'm just about to board my flight home ATM, so not gonna go getting my laptop out.
    
    
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