I'm about to join the mile high heroin club

1. 2019-09-12 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Am just boarding flight now. Brought a bit of tackle and some foil so can have a little toot in the toilet.
   
   Anyone else a member?
   
   
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2. 2019-09-12 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
3. 2019-09-12 at 5:04 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut
   Using a lighter to smoke in an airplane bathroom sounds tremendously stupid
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4. 2019-09-12 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Can’t people smell it? What happens if you get busted?
5. 2019-09-12 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Technologist Can’t people smell it? What happens if you get busted?

   
   Yeah this. How tf did you get that past airport security ?
6. 2019-09-12 at 6:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OP cannot afford a plane ticket
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7. 2019-09-12 at 6:44 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   OP should join the jisatsu club
8. 2019-09-12 at 7:06 PM UTC

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   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop Yeah this. How tf did you get that past airport security ?

   
   Bringing drugs through the airport is so fucking dumb. Not worth the smuggling charge. Smoking in the airplane is even dumber. Good way to get barred from flying by the airline.
9. 2019-09-12 at 7:08 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   He won't get caught, ffs
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10. 2019-09-12 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country He won't get caught, ffs

    
    What everyone who commits a crime says
11. 2019-09-12 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by G4LM What everyone who commits a crime says

    
    Most are right
12. 2019-09-12 at 7:25 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Most are right

    
    Yeah... You're talking about someone who has been locked up multiple times in his life. He only got out of prison a few years ago.
13. 2019-09-12 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by G4LM Yeah… You're talking about someone who has been locked up multiple times in his life. He only got out of prison a few years ago.

    
    Maybe that was part of his plan?
14. 2019-09-12 at 7:28 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe that was part of his plan?

    
    Maybe you should shut the fuck up
15. 2019-09-12 at 7:35 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Why would you give a man heroin before throwing him out of s plane?
16. 2019-09-12 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Didn't get caught no. When you use smack on foil its vapor not smoke, doesnt set off smoke alarms.
    
    Also when you been doing this shit as long as I have you know how to smuggle the stuff easy enough. Besides customs from UK to Spain is practically non existent. Its not a common smuggling route so they barely bother searching for it. The only security really was looking for weapons and bombs and shit.
    
    Plus I only did a little few lines, wasn't a lot.
    
    lol @ you guys
    
    Btw, I'm in fucking Majorca lol. laters suckers
    
    
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17. 2019-09-12 at 7:55 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut
    This nigga crosses a tiny river and thinks he's somewhere exotic
    
    Bet he can still see his house from there
18. 2019-09-12 at 11:20 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by G4LM This nigga crosses a tiny river and thinks he's somewhere exotic
    
    Bet he can still see his house from there

    
    shut up
19. 2019-09-12 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting shut up

    
    Said the fly to the king
20. 2019-09-13 at 12 PM UTC

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    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    §m£ÂgØL what would you even know about airplane toilets? They're way too small for you to have ever fitted in one.
    
    I'd hate to be on a long flight with §m£ÂgØL if he needed to shit. That would be messy as fuck, it'd stink the whole cabin out. He'd have to try and dump into a sick bag in his seat or summing. Just as well he'd be using two seats I guess, coz that would be nasty for anyone sitting next to him.
    
    lol
    
    
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