Asked a girl out and she said yes. Not as good as it sounds.

1. 2016-06-28 at 1:09 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And you sound like a retard.
2. 2016-06-28 at 1:39 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fight! Fight! Fight!
3. 2016-06-28 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wtf am I supposed to say.
   
   "I'm really ugly gais. :("
   
   That'll just get "Oh don't be too hard on yourself."
   
   Or do I say, "I'm attractive as fuck."
   
   That'll just get "bullshit, you liar."
   
   I AM LITERALLY SAYING I LOOK FUCKING AVERAGE/NORMAL.
4. 2016-06-28 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I look like a North God with a 12 inch cock. When a girl masturbates she thinks of me by default. I am perfection.
5. 2016-06-30 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Update: I asked her out again in person, and pretty much said, "u actually wanna go out, right?" and she laughed and said yes, she's actually interested. We had a long chat and yeah... things aren't as bad as I made them out to be in my mind.
   
   Also lots of girls have been talking to me on tinder. One even started a convo first.
   
   I'm... I'm okay.
   
   I'm not happy, but... I'm okay.
   
   *puts away suicide handgun for another day*
6. 2016-06-30 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shut the fuck up or suffer for my entertainment. Nobody wants to hear your great success stories, ok?
   
   Goddammit... *takes Enter's gun* Looks like I'm dual wielding now.
7. 2016-06-30 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No, really. I hope you enjoy yourself with your newfound company. You're a good guy.
   
   *spins barrel*