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I'm fuckin' lonely. I'm goin' to get a prostitute tonight.
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2016-05-17 at 3:41 PM UTCBut I dunno if I can get a boner with a prostitute, because it's so fake and stuff, you know? There's no real intimacy.
I've decided that I will go to a strip club first, to see if a private lap dance will get me a tight little boner. If it does, then I'll know I'm good to go for a prostitute.
*Sigh* I'm SO fuckin' lonely. -
2016-05-17 at 4:01 PM UTCget a cheese prostitute.
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2016-05-17 at 4:15 PM UTCask the stripper if she does whoring as a sidejob. most of them do
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2016-05-17 at 5:35 PM UTCdidn't you just tell me that the only purpose women serve is to fuck?
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2016-05-17 at 6:52 PM UTCPee in her butt
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2016-05-18 at 3:29 AM UTCIf you do an outcall, make sure to set up a hidden camera so that you can get your money's worth.
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2016-05-18 at 7:16 AM UTC
didn't you just tell me that the only purpose women serve is to fuck?
...this is a thread about me wanting to fuck a prostitute.
I'll just speed this up. Here's the rest of the thread so nobody else has to post.
greenplastic: but you just said you're lonely, and want intimacy from a woman. Doesn't that imply you see them as more than objects to fuck?
enter: I want intimacy when I'm fucking them. I don't want them around post-orgasm, and I don't want to do things with them. Like I said, women are just for fucking.
greenplastic: I think you really DO see them as more than just objects, and you just haven't found the right one.
enter: whatever.
sploo: lol, enter got owned.
DONE. THREAD DONE. -
2016-05-18 at 12:54 PM UTCAnal
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2016-05-18 at 3:38 PM UTC
Pee in her butt
I've done that before. it's very messy -
2016-05-20 at 4:15 AM UTCOne day i'll have the balls and the money at the same time and get a hooker.
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2016-05-20 at 8:18 AM UTC
…this is a thread about me wanting to fuck a prostitute.
I'll just speed this up. Here's the rest of the thread so nobody else has to post.
greenplastic: but you just said you're lonely, and want intimacy from a woman. Doesn't that imply you see them as more than objects to fuck?
enter: I want intimacy when I'm fucking them. I don't want them around post-orgasm, and I don't want to do things with them. Like I said, women are just for fucking.
greenplastic: I think you really DO see them as more than just objects, and you just haven't found the right one.
enter: whatever.
sploo: lol, enter got owned.
DONE. THREAD DONE.
lol thx -
2016-05-20 at 7:43 PM UTCSuppression of desire is the key to happiness and space survival.
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2016-05-31 at 2:36 AM UTCdamn dude, instead of dropping hundreds of dollars on a dirty hooker, just do what everyone else does and find some fat bitch to fuck. they are literally anywhere and they do not care how much of a bitch you are. ive had buddies who have smoked meth for YEARS and look like fuckin ghouls from fallout and still manage to get it in with the fat bitches. if you are incapable of that, save yourself the trouble commit suduko asap. for your sake.
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2016-05-31 at 5:46 AM UTC
damn dude, instead of dropping hundreds of dollars on a dirty hooker, just do what everyone else does and find some fat bitch to fuck. they are literally anywhere and they do not care how much of a bitch you are. ive had buddies who have smoked meth for YEARS and look like fuckin ghouls from fallout and still manage to get it in with the fat bitches. if you are incapable of that, save yourself the trouble commit suduko asap. for your sake.
Fucking fat bitches will make the average man feel worse. Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging. They also can't do cowgirl position for more than 5 seconds because they get tired easily. I used to fuck fat bitches, but now I just turn them all down because it's just not worth it. -
2016-05-31 at 3:42 PM UTC
Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging.
I wouldn't know, never been with a fat girl before. The thought alone revolts me. Blehrg. -
2016-05-31 at 11:06 PM UTC
Fucking fat bitches will make the average man feel worse. Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging. They also can't do cowgirl position for more than 5 seconds because they get tired easily. I used to fuck fat bitches, but now I just turn them all down because it's just not worth it.
well i sure as fuck wouldn't eat a hooker out either. given the situation op is in a fat bitch would suit him best id say. -
2016-06-01 at 12:44 AM UTCFuck me instead you fucking slut.
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2016-06-01 at 3:16 AM UTC
Fuck me instead you fucking slut.
Lel.