I'm fuckin' lonely. I'm goin' to get a prostitute tonight.

1. 2016-05-17 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I dunno if I can get a boner with a prostitute, because it's so fake and stuff, you know? There's no real intimacy.
   
   I've decided that I will go to a strip club first, to see if a private lap dance will get me a tight little boner. If it does, then I'll know I'm good to go for a prostitute.
   
   *Sigh* I'm SO fuckin' lonely.
2. 2016-05-17 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #2
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   get a cheese prostitute.
3. 2016-05-17 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   ask the stripper if she does whoring as a sidejob. most of them do
4. 2016-05-17 at 5:35 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   didn't you just tell me that the only purpose women serve is to fuck?
5. 2016-05-17 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   Pee in her butt
6. 2016-05-18 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #6
   Arms Merchant Yung Blood
   If you do an outcall, make sure to set up a hidden camera so that you can get your money's worth.
7. 2016-05-18 at 7:16 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   didn't you just tell me that the only purpose women serve is to fuck?

   
   
   ...this is a thread about me wanting to fuck a prostitute.
   
   I'll just speed this up. Here's the rest of the thread so nobody else has to post.
   
   greenplastic: but you just said you're lonely, and want intimacy from a woman. Doesn't that imply you see them as more than objects to fuck?
   
   enter: I want intimacy when I'm fucking them. I don't want them around post-orgasm, and I don't want to do things with them. Like I said, women are just for fucking.
   
   greenplastic: I think you really DO see them as more than just objects, and you just haven't found the right one.
   
   enter: whatever.
   
   sploo: lol, enter got owned.
   
   DONE. THREAD DONE.
8. 2016-05-18 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
   Anal
9. 2016-05-18 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #9
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Pee in her butt

   
   I've done that before. it's very messy
10. 2016-05-20 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One day i'll have the balls and the money at the same time and get a hooker.
11. 2016-05-20 at 8:18 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    …this is a thread about me wanting to fuck a prostitute.
    
    I'll just speed this up. Here's the rest of the thread so nobody else has to post.
    
    greenplastic: but you just said you're lonely, and want intimacy from a woman. Doesn't that imply you see them as more than objects to fuck?
    
    enter: I want intimacy when I'm fucking them. I don't want them around post-orgasm, and I don't want to do things with them. Like I said, women are just for fucking.
    
    greenplastic: I think you really DO see them as more than just objects, and you just haven't found the right one.
    
    enter: whatever.
    
    sploo: lol, enter got owned.
    
    DONE. THREAD DONE.

    
    
    lol thx
12. 2016-05-20 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Suppression of desire is the key to happiness and space survival.
13. 2016-05-31 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #13
    shitdick Yung Blood
    damn dude, instead of dropping hundreds of dollars on a dirty hooker, just do what everyone else does and find some fat bitch to fuck. they are literally anywhere and they do not care how much of a bitch you are. ive had buddies who have smoked meth for YEARS and look like fuckin ghouls from fallout and still manage to get it in with the fat bitches. if you are incapable of that, save yourself the trouble commit suduko asap. for your sake.
14. 2016-05-31 at 5:46 AM UTC

    #14
    ArmsMerchant Houston

    damn dude, instead of dropping hundreds of dollars on a dirty hooker, just do what everyone else does and find some fat bitch to fuck. they are literally anywhere and they do not care how much of a bitch you are. ive had buddies who have smoked meth for YEARS and look like fuckin ghouls from fallout and still manage to get it in with the fat bitches. if you are incapable of that, save yourself the trouble commit suduko asap. for your sake.

    
    Fucking fat bitches will make the average man feel worse. Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging. They also can't do cowgirl position for more than 5 seconds because they get tired easily. I used to fuck fat bitches, but now I just turn them all down because it's just not worth it.
15. 2016-05-31 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging.

    
    I wouldn't know, never been with a fat girl before. The thought alone revolts me. Blehrg.
16. 2016-05-31 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #16
    shitdick Yung Blood

    Fucking fat bitches will make the average man feel worse. Their vaginas are usually loose as fuck and smell so bad that it's impossible to eat them out for more than 10 seconds without gagging. They also can't do cowgirl position for more than 5 seconds because they get tired easily. I used to fuck fat bitches, but now I just turn them all down because it's just not worth it.

    well i sure as fuck wouldn't eat a hooker out either. given the situation op is in a fat bitch would suit him best id say.
17. 2016-06-01 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuck me instead you fucking slut.
18. 2016-06-01 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Fuck me instead you fucking slut.

    
    Lel.