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  1. #1
    Sharpie Houston
    I'm going for it... ;)

    She loves me. This I know.
    She wants "it" ...I have found out. :o

    You only live once! ....Fuck it! (figuratively and literally)
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Godspeed. Post pics of implied qt.
  3. #3
    Hewfil1 Houston
    I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.

    This is perfect. Visit her and tell her you feel the same, make passionate love to her and tell her to write you and be faithful until you come back from the great war, ideally you'd die a hero on the battlefield saving your comrades in a selfless act of heroism, as you lay dying in among your brothers in arms you'll tell them to let her know you loved her until the end to complete this tragic love story.


    >A single tear was shed
  5. #5
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    good luck.
  6. #6
    I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.

    You're an idiot.
  7. #7
    Hewfil1 Houston
    You're an idiot.

    No shit, really?
  8. #8
    Hewfil1 Houston
    This is perfect. Visit her and tell her you feel the same, make passionate love to her and tell her to write you and be faithful until you come back from the great war, ideally you'd die a hero on the battlefield saving your comrades in a selfless act of heroism, as you lay dying in among your brothers in arms you'll tell them to let her know you loved her until the end to complete this tragic love story.


    >A single tear was shed


    I already did the first part. Lel. But seriously, I really do "love" her, or at least the love I'm capable of. But she will no longer talk to me because she's to afraid to lose me.
  9. #9
    I recently found out an ex is in love with me but is afraid to tell me because I'm going in the military.


    i see a marriage and subsequent divorce in your near future
  10. #10
    Hewfil1 Houston
    i see a marriage and subsequent divorce in your near future


    I see no relationship, and a painful death and goodbye.
  11. #11
    I see lame.
  12. #12
    Sharpie Houston
    What... The... Fuck!...

    My chances were like 99% ...and then of course that ONE FUCKING PERCENT....WHAT THE FUCK....Had to fucking happen....

    Went downhill, actually more like off a cliff, FAST.
    Then had to pull MAJOR damage control...

    Now all its like, is a fuckin cock block party. SO PISSED!! Its pretty much BACK to square one now.

    So much time & money wasted...

    I was RIGHT THERE!!!!! .....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I am so mad.


    inb4 trolling replies
  13. #13
    Sharpie Houston
    Godspeed. Post pics of implied qt.
    lol You know I wont.
  14. #14
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    lol What exactly happened?
  15. #15
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Damn, I was anticipating the "I have bumps on dick" thread.
  16. #16
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Sorry to hear that bud.
  17. #17
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    lol You know I wont.

    Faggot.




    Also remember this? That says Sophie on her arm.



    Why can't you deliver win like this? Do it for great justice.
  18. #18
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    one day, sophist, someone's dad is going to find you, and yank your jawbone right off your skull.
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    one day, sophist, someone's dad is going to find you, and yank your jawbone right off your skull.

    My dad tried to do that to me once, he ended up in the hospital so i'd invite anyone to try.
  20. #20
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    did he get any good pills?
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