When needing the lavatory on a plane

1. 2019-08-18 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I always make sure i go after a pretty lady has just used it
   
   that way i can feel the warmth of her buttocks on the seat
2. 2019-08-18 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   folks? similar experiences?
   
   folks????/
3. 2019-08-19 at 12:20 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I know people who will just shit right in their seat, then alert the staff they need a cleanup on an "accident" they had. They are then given the royal treatment and get their ass wiped and scrubbed and oiled and powdered for free.
4. 2019-08-19 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i find that hard to believe
5. 2019-08-19 at 12:57 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya its true just take a dump on isle you get bumped to first class.
6. 2019-08-19 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I know people who will just shit right in their seat, then alert the staff they need a cleanup on an "accident" they had. They are then given the royal treatment and get their ass wiped and scrubbed and oiled and powdered for free.

   
   Doing that on purpose in a plane should get you on the no fly list.
7. 2019-08-19 at 2:54 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Doing that on purpose in a plane should get you on the no fly list.

   
   They can't prove it wasn't unexpected.
8. 2019-08-19 at 2:56 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   I haven’t heard the word lavatory since Catholic grade school.
   
   
   Them nuns didn’t like me much😁
9. 2019-08-19 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Technologist I haven’t heard the word lavatory since Catholic grade school.
   
   
   Them nuns didn’t like me much😁

   
   i would absolutely follow you into the lavatory
   
   just to check everything is ok
10. 2019-08-19 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Then what?
    
    I saw that ninja edit!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls
11. 2019-08-19 at 7:14 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I know people who will just shit right in their seat, then alert the staff they need a cleanup on an "accident" they had. They are then given the royal treatment and get their ass wiped and scrubbed and oiled and powdered for free.

    
    That only works if you’re under two years old.
12. 2019-08-19 at 7:15 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    the what
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Grylls folks? similar experiences?
    
    folks????/

    
    i think you mean folx
13. 2019-08-19 at 12:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls folks? similar experiences?
    
    folks????/

    
    I evacuate my bowels before the journey. Being 6'4" trying to shit in that little box without it splattering all over the walls and ceiling can be quite a challenge otherwise.
14. 2019-08-19 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I evacuate my bowels before the journey. Being 6'4" trying to shit in that little box without it splattering all over the walls and ceiling can be quite a challenge otherwise.

    
    i try to avoid using them but how on an 8 hour flight?
15. 2019-08-19 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    8 hours? Where did you go?
16. 2019-08-19 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i try to avoid using them but how on an 8 hour flight?

    
    No problem, flights to blighty are like 9-11hrs...Jesus how often do you actually shit? me like once every two days...I just go at the airport before I get on said aircraft.
17. 2019-08-19 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i pee pee a lot
18. 2019-08-19 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    What are the length and circumference measurements of ur penis, grylls?
19. 2019-08-19 at 1:06 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by WellHung What are the length and circumference measurements of ur penis, grylls?

    
    erect?
20. 2019-08-19 at 1:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i pee pee a lot

    
    Well sure peeing is fine...but you don't sit to pee do you??? (warm seat reference)