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  1. #81
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Well done wagecuck. Call me when you start your first business.

    Sorry you missed the 2pm cut off..try back next week.

    Fucking lol
  2. #82
    Originally posted by mmQ There really aren't any tips or tricks for working at a concession stand. It's fun and easy. I guess one tip would be to put out a ..tip jar with something quirky and stupid on it (tips are appreciated but never expected tee hee!) And just be goofy and polite to everyone and make a game out of it.

    Don't let the angry twats ruin your day would be a good tip I expect.
  3. #83
    G4LM African Astronaut
    Jigaboo is probably a manager at McDonald's lmao. No way he makes more than 12 an hour.
  4. #84
    I'm salaried.

    Fucking lol
  5. #85
    I worked a concession stand at a concert, it was fun and drunk people are fun and will give you their number, just don't run out of food or they get sad and angry
  6. #86
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    gonna last not very long
  7. #87
    Some of todays applicants playing the amusing/stereotypical name game





    Fucking Princess Umbongo...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #88
    Are these all American Africans or immigrant ones? Those names are wild
  9. #89
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Are these all American Africans or immigrant ones? Those names are wild

    Bit of both, I'd wager Princess is from Africa...Every other motherfinger claims to be a prince or princess from there..this ones parents put it in her name so there can be no doubt.

    Fucking lol
  10. #90
    Oh god I'm having flashbacks to all the Jamaican girls my dad dated when i was young

    Justice
    Princess
    Destiny
  11. #91
    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Fit Jamaican girls are some of the hottest bitches around, and great fucks.

    Fat Jamaican girls make me want to barf.
  12. #92
    All the ones he dated were complete psychos

    One of them tried to have sex with me after having sex with my dad and she was high on crack, Thought about doing it but it seemed wrong to me, probably because I didn't smoke hard drugs at the time.

    I'd probably be down to double stuff her nowadays
  13. #93
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'd probably be down to double stuff her nowadays

    With your dad? wtf...
  14. #94
    When I was younger he was a hardcore crackhead that had multiple 18 year old girlfriends and he hung out with asian gangsters

    I'm way more hardcore than either of my parents though. I want to smoke meth with them but they are trying to be normal
  15. #95
    We've covered this, taking drugs to face reality isn't being hardcore...facing daily reality without chemicals is.
  16. #96
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    You know what's really rad?

    Jesus.



    Are you a bad enough dude to praise His Name?
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We've covered this, taking drugs to face reality isn't being hardcore…facing daily reality without chemicals is.

    So you don't drink coffee?
  18. #98
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood So you don't drink coffee?

    Yes but it's not to face reality...it's to have something to dip my biscotti in.
  19. #99
    I haven't done meth since November last year it's just something I enjoy abusing a few times a year like how normal people treat alcohol.

    Except I barely drink. The only drug habit I have is massive amounts of weed smoking but it's medicinal like aspirin to me. I use it instead of Benzos which I can get legally from a doc

    I don't think taking Benzos is good though unless you are having a panic attack, they should never be used longer than a few months at the most
  20. ..and the biscotti?..I bet you dip it in lean
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