I Stormed Upstairs and Confronted My Crack Dealing Neighbor!!!

1. 2019-08-09 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jeez, I hate being right all the time.

   
   then start doing the wrong things then, idiot
2. 2019-08-09 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I got home from work ready to throw down.
   I sent Chell on a quick errand so I could open my can of woop ass on my neighbor.
   Went and knocked on his door.
   His "nephew" answered and told me through the door that the person I was looking for wasn't there but would be in 10 minutes or so…
   I asked that he tell him to come see me once he gets back. That we need to discuss the damage to Chell's automobile that occured last night when one of his dope feins hit it.
   About 10 minutes later (and Chell now home) I get a knock on my door.
   I go to answer it totally ready to go to blows with my 6'4" slanky lookin neighbor.
   I answer the door and calmy invite him in.
   My tactic was to try and use a cool head and come to an agreement if possible.
   He steps inside and turns out to be closer to 6'8" tall and kinda built…
   So my plan on kicking his ass went out the window when I realized he could probably bitch slap my brain out my ear.
   Anyways I go and tell him what happened and that I dont really care if he uses the garage as a SuperDuper Crack Drive Thru but I gotta be able to park Chell's car in the other garage that has a garage door on it.
   He proceeds to apologize and agrees to move his stuff out the way to let us use it.
   Turns out it was only a couch, 2 chairs and a workout machine.
   THATS RIGHT!
   I got a workout machine thingy.
   Its like this one:
   
   
   I guess its not really a machine but anyways…
   I now got Chell a much safer place to park her car and I also can use the workout thingy I guess…
   Didn't ask him but I will if I wanna use it. Illl ask him…
   
   Wasn't probably going to get money for damages and I found myself in a situation that was basically going to make that impossible anyways unless whoever it was decides to drive back and admit it (wasn't gonna happen).
   
   And turns out he isn't just a crack dealer. He is also the Neighborhood Pimp.
   Having also been a pimp we quickly pimp bonded and are probably going to be pretty good friends.
   
   I got what I wanted and now everything is great.

   
   those contraptions are pretty legit, id get one if I had a place to fit one lol. only time I've ever used one was in jail and got massive gains
3. 2019-08-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #23
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by G4LM I hope not because he posted a picture of them in bed once

   
   It's probably an Ohio hooker.
4. 2019-08-10 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #24
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryIVer It's probably an Ohio hooker.

   
   No. Probably not.