I would approach one with some very carefully considered questions about human nature. With all the people they pleasure in their lives, they have surely arrived at some unique conclusions.
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go for the Hi end call girls over street whores,, or you could go to walmart with a several hundred in cash and just ask cute women what there price is while waving 3 or 4 bills in there face
Lol hookers. Prostitution is legal here but i've personally never felt the need. But it would be neat to bust a fat load in some hooker's face and then tell her: Go clean yourself up. Afterwards i'd throw a towel and a 5 hundo bill and tell her to keep the change because she looks like she needs it.
I've had a couple of hookers when I was much younger and I guess if you have the money why not?
The last couple times I spoke to a hooker one of them was off a dating site and I had the money to do it but I told her I needed to do it on my night off as I worked a night job. She kept texting me constantly and eventually I told her to leave me alone. And she relentlessly texting me calling me a faggot and I have to pay for sex lol and she wasn't even that pretty and was a single mom..
The other said she had tek and when she came over she was ghetto af and I told her let's do some of the Tek and we'll play it by ear and she started screaming (I met her outside of my place) saying I wasted her time and I shoved her in the tits as hard as I could and she started screaming even more so I walked off bare foot to the store and got a brew hoping she would fuck off and called a real slampig to come over
actually now that i think about it I got this one awhile back, she said she would fuck me if I just bought her some cheese cake at this place and I was like yeah cool and it was good
not really into hookers or even strippers though to be honest. I went to a strip club for the first time last summer and just went there to pick up hector and it was like 2pm and there was hector and I and some cringey dude and you see the stripper bent over just staring off while they played that nin song I wanna fuck you an anmial.. she came up to afterwards after this big dude was licking her cheeks and asked me if I needed anything and i was like can you put another lonestar on hectors tab please, thanks
I haven't had sex in a minute to be honest but I've been fine with it. I got a bj while rolling from mashes cousin and I was cool w that.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
The last couple times I spoke to a hooker one of them was off a dating site and I had the money to do it but I told her I needed to do it on my night off as I worked a night job. She kept texting me constantly and eventually I told her to leave me alone. And she relentlessly texting me calling me a faggot and I have to pay for sex lol and she wasn't even that pretty and was a single mom..
What a cunt.
I swear it's chicks like this that keep me on my toes, tho.
Everytime I meet some fully cucked off the deep end MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING white knight that "respects all waman", I wonder if they'd have been better off meeting a few bitches like this one.
I swear it's chicks like this that keep me on my toes, tho.
Everytime I meet some fully cucked off the deep end MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING white knight that "respects all waman", I wonder if they'd have been better off meeting a few bitches like this one.
well the thing is I hit her up on datehookup lol and she wouldn't respond back and I knew her type and so I hit her up asking "how much for the night" because I was planning on doing coke and using her and she responded back real quick.. lol I'm not trippin or anything it was more funny than anything I told her when I was off and she just kept begging and begging. I ent up having sex a week later with a lot hotter girls that would give me booze and drugs and were nice to me lol
At the time I hit her up I just wanted something ez and guaranteed and knowing I could do whatever I wanted on my night off, cause a lot of girls will be turned off if you whip out a bag of coke / can't see thru one eye because you're so twacked out of tek and are either not speaking or speaking really fast lol
