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Nothing's sexy anymore. Stupid fucking sluts.

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    Anyone ever notice how traps are better pornstars than actual women? Women don't know what turns guys on, they just think they do. That's why they're cheezy and boring as fuck. Fucking stupid CUNTS.

    I've downloaded so many virtual reality porn programs but the technology just isn't there yet.

    And now I'm trying to get off to fuckin' audio on reddit's gonewildaudio sub, but you just know the chicks behind these voices are fucking gigantic hogs.

    I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN' FAP. I have one of the easiest fetishes too! Fuckin' CFNM... so I can literally fap to clothed women, and get off on it if I pretend I'm naked in front of them. FUCKING DUMB WHORES. FUCK.

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
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    And in this thread folks you will see a man wrestle with his own sexuality.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3jWsARsX4
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Anyone ever notice how traps are better pornstars than actual women? Women don't know what turns guys on, they just think they do. That's why they're cheezy and boring as fuck. Fucking stupid CUNTS.

    I've downloaded so many virtual reality porn programs but the technology just isn't there yet.

    And now I'm trying to get off to fuckin' audio on reddit's gonewildaudio sub, but you just know the chicks behind these voices are fucking gigantic hogs.

    I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN' FAP. I have one of the easiest fetishes too! Fuckin' CFNM… so I can literally fap to clothed women, and get off on it if I pretend I'm naked in front of them. FUCKING DUMB WHORES. FUCK.

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

    shut your whimpering pie hole and post nude selfies so I have something to fap to
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    The fact that you can't get aroused anymore your own fault. Quit watching so much fucking porn and you'll be fine in a couple months.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Anyone ever notice how traps are better pornstars than actual women? Women don't know what turns guys on, they just think they do. That's why they're cheezy and boring as fuck. Fucking stupid CUNTS.

    I've downloaded so many virtual reality porn programs but the technology just isn't there yet.

    And now I'm trying to get off to fuckin' audio on reddit's gonewildaudio sub, but you just know the chicks behind these voices are fucking gigantic hogs.

    I JUST WANT TO FUCKIN' FAP. I have one of the easiest fetishes too! Fuckin' CFNM… so I can literally fap to clothed women, and get off on it if I pretend I'm naked in front of them. FUCKING DUMB WHORES. FUCK.

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

    Real question here: do you prefer masturbation over sex?

    Your entire post is about masturbation and porn. I think women instinctually know how to turn on men; or, at least the women I have had sex with have known how to turn me on. Maybe you would have a better time if you had real sex instead of masturbation?
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    Real question here: do you prefer masturbation over sex?

    Your entire post is about masturbation and porn. I think women instinctually know how to turn on men; or, at least the women I have had sex with have known how to turn me on. Maybe you would have a better time if you had real sex instead of masturbation?


    I prefer sex to masturbation. But sex has nothing to do with the woman herself doing things to turn me on. Just being inside the vagina and having a real person there is enough to turn me on. It's a completely different thing to porn, imo. Fawkin' hard to explain but you probably get what I'm saying.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Do something risque, like fap in public. To get the adrenaline flowing. Enough clothed women outside.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do something risque like KILL YOUR STUPID SELF AND STOP POSTING ON HERE.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll do it too.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    DERPADeW!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    .
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    Poor guy.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    .

    Just perfect, now we got brain all over the sidewalk.
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