2016-08-25 at 7:34 AM UTC
I just called bullshit on someone I live with who has been trying to pull the wool over people's eyes. It pisses me off royally.
She said she got this super awesome computer from a client of hers and how she spent 125$ to have the HD wiped to the satisfaction of the previous owners who gave it to her- this has been the story for 2 months now.
Well, I finally get around to checking it out. It's been covered in the corner for some time now and I've never bothered with it since I got my own laptop and this shithole has no WiFi I can reach. I boot her up and here her say "oh you can't do anything with it yet- I lost the mouse"... "Okay, no prob". I check out the specs and here is a really shitty rig. 2gb ram, 140gb HD. Now, the story goes that her clients were planning on toss it out and they told her she could have it if she paid the computer repair shop to wipe the HD (125$).
She told me (before I booted it up) that when she went to pick it up that they offered to pay her 300$ (hahaha, right- apparently they had an interested buyer for it lol so this story goes from bullshit to cosmic fairy-dust turds real quick). I told her that she should have took the money if she is serious that they offered and I quickly did a search on eBay just to hammer my point home. First result was a computer with 4gb ram and 1tb HD (same processor- core duo) for around 100$. Oh and after that it went from she paid to the clients paid for it.
Oh and for 2 months and up until just now she said the OS had been upgraded to windows 8. Its just windows 7, which is fine and all, but lol. Oh and I remember my first question about this computer being "does it have an HDMI port?" And I know she is aware of what HDMI is. It does not but she still insists it does.
She has been lying for so long about everything to these people and doesn't even know how to admit when she is wrong when its like... Its right here in system properties. Its not even this that kills me, its everything. I am certainly not an expert on anything computer related, but fuck man... I try to learn and I can admit when I was wrong or mistaken about something.
I foresee being taken aside tomorrow and being bitched out for calling out her lies and bullshit in front of everyone. Shit, today I gave her a dose of my medicine and she bitched about why I didn't make her a parachute like I do for the old people I take care of and I said well, because you'd bitch about eating a giant wad of toilet paper (honestly, I just wanted to see her make that awful face people make when they first taste T-PAIN lol) and that since she had a tolerance to opiates I gave her a larger dose to compensate.
She goes in the kitchen and stomps her feet so fucking loud and mouths to me some shit about them not knowing that she takes methadone. They get all startled wondering wtf she just flipped her lid about because when I walked in I wasn't expecting to have her silently mouthing a scream in my face like a lunatic and I blurted out "wtf is wrong?!" They didn't even catch the "tolerance" bit and she made a scene over nothing.
I didn't know she hadn't told them, all her friends who come over know and buy from her. Fuck these people do everything for her including paying for he doctor. She even sells them percocets (or used to, before I introduced them to T-PAIN). Its not like they would care or be mad.
What pissed me off even more was I said well... Hey, we can still use it. Maybe even set up a home server (the old guy wants a laptop anyway and he already asked me to help him find one that'll suit him). She told me she got the computer "for" him. There is even some shady story about her stealing his laptop and replacing it with one that looks nothing like his old one (he bought it 3 years ago) that doesn't even work while he was in the hospital. She insists he is crazy and then it went to "well there were other people in the house who could have stole and swapped it out at the time". Though they weren't there when he was gone except her and he insists it was tucked away in a closet of a room used for storage that would have been hard to get to and they never had that much free roam of the house- but she was there taking care of the house while he was gone and "found it" for him. Anyway, it goes from "for him" and being "his computer" that she gave him to "its mine, I was letting him borrow it!".
As soon as I mention a home server she flips her shit and goes on this rant of "oh he isn't even going to use the internet and IPROMISE YOU he isn't going to be paying no $200 a month bill for your hairbrained shit!!!" Lmfao Jesus fuck.
He is having internet set up next week (which is great and all but there goes my excuse to get the fuck out of the house). He is a very media related individual who just needs some guidance to get the most out of what the web has to offer. He loves to read but can't much because his eye sight is failing (the old lady can't read very well and is embarrassed of this fact- I've been trying to help and she's been fairly receptive). He loves music and has one hell of a CD collection. He loves watching movies. Shit, he likes action and adventure shit too, so I bet I could open him up to a little gaming too.
Having access to the internet is gonna change these peoples life in a huge and positive way. She insists they can't learn anything because they are too old. I believe once they see the possibilities in their hands they are gonna be blown away and in love. I can see a dozen things based on shit they like now that will open new opportunities for them, or improve the shit they already enjoy. They just need to be shown what they can do and have someone with a little faith in them show them. She is just a retard.
When I tried to explain anything to her she just said "I don't want to know!!" And stormed off. Lol retards...
She is extremely jealous I spend so much time and always get along well with them. The old guy took me to the side and talked to me about it saying exactly that. Its clear as day she's got a big issue with our relationship. Oh well... I don't even know why other than I make it hard for her to use and manipulate them. Funny thing is, they do so much shit for me and my son, but I dont have to lie or manipulate.. Or pretend to be someone I'm not. Her jaw dropped when I asked her if she had a connection for hash oil and it came out that it was for him and she said that "there is no way in hell he will do that he won't smoke weed". Well... That wasnt the conversation I had with them lol shit, he even wants to drop acid with me and try mushrooms. Its fucking hilarious.
2016-08-25 at 8:34 AM UTC
She sounds like a downright cunt. Why are you living with old people who I assume are not your old people? Why are you living with a cunt? Are they the cunt's old people? Are they feral? I've had bad experiences with feral elderly in the past and it's without fail ended in either bloodshed or sweet wrinkly love making. Be safe
2016-08-25 at 11:31 AM UTC
this is all very interesting but nude pics of all parties involved would make it much more exciting.
2016-08-25 at 3:49 PM UTC
yeah lets see some nudes!!!
People are so retarded. Computers have already figured out a solution to being blind, there is a magnification tool with windows, giant text and TEXT TO SPEECH. Even if both my eyes stop working and I lose one of my hands I could still shit post effectively and gather new information from the internet as long as my brain works. I probably wouldn't be able to FRONT PAGE FLUSH as fast I did in my young days, but I could still listen to loud music and be a general pain in the ass to everyone near me.
I plan on being present in the internet when I morph into the blob and evolve past the need for senses and limbs. I will still be able to use my blob tentacles to slap a keyboard and I could hear the vibrations from the speakers and understand them. There is no excuse for a human bean to not know how to steal or access WiFi, have a computer or PDA (smart phone), use public computers at librarys and job search places and to LEARN STUFF FROM THE INTERNET. People that type "google" into Google would probably be useless when the power grid stops working.
I remember when my parents NEVER used the internet and I wold run circles around them in my youth with my epic skillz and trolling, but now my mom watches youtube ALL DAY and shows me memes and my dad gets drunk and has figured out a way to get facebook on his TV so he messages me 100 times a day now even though I can't reply cuz I'm banned.
