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This will be my 170th, and final night, here at this Extended Stay America...
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2019-07-24 at 12:19 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 12:23 AM UTCLook up an Indian Scout Bobber, that's the bike I got. Definitely not a moped
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2019-07-24 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:32 AM UTCEat right, exercise, ride a bike and die anyway
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2019-07-24 at 2:38 AM UTCracism is real folks
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2019-07-24 at 2:39 AM UTCSo?
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2019-07-24 at 2:41 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:43 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Erekshun Eat right, exercise, ride a bike and die anyway
Yup that's why I developed what I call the Pistol Pete Maravich Prevention System (PPMPS). He died at age 40 in a pickup basketball game from a heart attack. In case anyone doesn't know who he was Google it FFS he was an all star NBA player in the 70's. So here's a guy who had to have excellent cardio vascular health as basketball is a very heavy cardio exercise. Yet his heart shits the bed at age 40 while exercising. According the the PPMPS the heart is a pump. Like any pump it's gonna pump X number of cycles and then wear out. The PPMPS therefore requires that you stay as still as possible other than to engage in normal actions needed to make a comfortable stable life. If you don't have to move don't. It's just gonna use up more heart beats per minute. You only have X number of heartbeats. Save them and live longer than Pistol Pete Maravich I say. -
2019-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:47 AM UTCewwww!
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2019-07-24 at 2:48 AM UTCsry about that
sent it to a whore earlier
i guess the question is now
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2019-07-24 at 2:50 AM UTCWho cares? Go with the whore.
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2019-07-24 at 2:52 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 2:54 AM UTC
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2019-07-24 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker That thing looks like Deadpool's dick would look about an hour after he tangled with Lorena Bobbit.
John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt (nรฉe Gallo) were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when, after years of being allegedly raped (he was acquitted on the rape charge), beaten, and sodomized by her husband, Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. The penis was subsequently surgically reattached. Years after the incident, John was convicted of beating two other women and of theft. -
2019-07-24 at 10:45 PM UTCHang yourself from the shower head and film it ๐๐๐๐
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2019-07-24 at 10:45 PM UTCFRIENDS???!!!
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2019-07-24 at 10:55 PM UTC*pukes*
Ahhhh my eyes
*gouges eyes out*
Oh God thatโs so much better
Ot
Op you packing up?
