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This will be my 170th, and final night, here at this Extended Stay America...

  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun So what happened to ya?

    since then? man about 14 years ago i guess

    id never drive a moped again
  2. #22
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Look up an Indian Scout Bobber, that's the bike I got. Definitely not a moped
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun And when I ride my bicycle I get run over. This climate is fickle.

    See climate change is trying to kill you.
  4. #24
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Eat right, exercise, ride a bike and die anyway
  5. #25
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    racism is real folks
  6. #26
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    So?
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun So?

    so be multicultural and suck my cock
  8. #28
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls so be multicultural and suck my cock

    Starting to wonder if you even have a cock.
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun Eat right, exercise, ride a bike and die anyway

    Yup that's why I developed what I call the Pistol Pete Maravich Prevention System (PPMPS). He died at age 40 in a pickup basketball game from a heart attack. In case anyone doesn't know who he was Google it FFS he was an all star NBA player in the 70's. So here's a guy who had to have excellent cardio vascular health as basketball is a very heavy cardio exercise. Yet his heart shits the bed at age 40 while exercising. According the the PPMPS the heart is a pump. Like any pump it's gonna pump X number of cycles and then wear out. The PPMPS therefore requires that you stay as still as possible other than to engage in normal actions needed to make a comfortable stable life. If you don't have to move don't. It's just gonna use up more heart beats per minute. You only have X number of heartbeats. Save them and live longer than Pistol Pete Maravich I say.
  10. #30
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Starting to wonder if you even have a cock.

    well you got lucky
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  12. #32
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    ewwww!
  13. #33
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    sry about that

    sent it to a whore earlier

    i guess the question is now

    is grylls actually white?
  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Who cares? Go with the whore.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Erekshun ewwww!

    That thing looks like Deadpool's dick would look about an hour after he tangled with Lorena Bobbit.
  16. #36
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That thing looks like Deadpool's dick would look about an hour after he tangled with Lorena Bobbit.

    i will admit itโ€™s a lot smaller in real life
  17. #37
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That thing looks like Deadpool's dick would look about an hour after he tangled with Lorena Bobbit.

    John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt (nรฉe Gallo) were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when, after years of being allegedly raped (he was acquitted on the rape charge), beaten, and sodomized by her husband, Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed. The penis was subsequently surgically reattached. Years after the incident, John was convicted of beating two other women and of theft.
  18. #38
    Octavian motherfucker
    Hang yourself from the shower head and film it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    We'll be your friends.
  19. #39
    Octavian motherfucker
    FRIENDS???!!!
  20. #40
    CandyRein Black Hole
    *pukes*


    Ahhhh my eyes
    *gouges eyes out*

    Oh God thatโ€™s so much better

    Ot

    Op you packing up?
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