Get some fake blood packets for your mouth that you bite, while your at work bite it open and be like "oww fuck, a piece of my fuckin tooth broke off" get them to then the "blood" and just leave before anyone asks to see your busted tooth.
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
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Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick
Get some fake blood packets for your mouth that you bite, while your at work bite it open and be like "oww fuck, a piece of my fuckin tooth broke off" get them to then the "blood" and just leave before anyone asks to see your busted tooth.