Where am I supposed to smoke

1. 2019-07-23 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost When I worked at Sears we would put notes in the shipments that say "i'm being held against my will" and stuff like that, it was probably a bad idea but we had a good laugh.

   
   Back at my job in England I opened a box of crap from China and there was a note in it in broken English basically asking for help and a job.
   
   Opened another box and there was a childs small stuffed toy, well used and raggedy, you could see it was dearly loved. The poor 7yr old kid who packed the box probably went home crying because he lost his/her only possession.
2. 2019-07-23 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Okay sorry I judged you so quickly
3. 2019-07-23 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   LOL jesus christ thats horrible
4. 2019-07-23 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I find the easiest solution is just ignore the signs completely and smoke wherever the fuck you want. When some whiny, snot-nosed Nazi makes a comment, tell them to fuck off or you'll break some bones in their body. They usually get the hint after that, and then you continue to enjoy your smoke. If the bylaw fines you, throw it in the garbage and forget about it.
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5. 2019-07-23 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   following the rules always leads to you smoking a cigarette in the middle of a busy road
6. 2019-07-23 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Ghost following the rules always leads to you smoking a cigarette in the middle of a busy road

   
   don’t follow the rules then you rebel
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7. 2019-07-23 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Someone has to be out there pointing out the broken system.
   
   
   I subject myself to it on purpose
8. 2019-07-23 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #48
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
   Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
   Do this, don't do that
   Can't you read the sign?
   
   I make it a point to go out of my way to ignore every single rule the socialist Nazis shit out of their dumb asses. Annoys them to no end. And I love telling them to shut the fuck up and get lost when they start sniveling about it. If some idiot walks by while I'm smoking outside and does the fake cough thing, I start mocking their coughing with this retarded coughing sound, and they always turn around with this really angry face, and then I ask them if they'd like a shot or two in the head. Then they speed up and hurry away as quickly as they can to go tell someone, which is fine with me, because when the person they tell comes, I fuck with them, too.
9. 2019-07-23 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I find the easiest solution is just ignore the signs completely and smoke wherever the fuck you want. When some whiny, snot-nosed Nazi makes a comment, tell them to fuck off or you'll break some bones in their body. They usually get the hint after that, and then you continue to enjoy your smoke. If the bylaw fines you, throw it in the garbage and forget about it.

   
   ^ SpectraL has never once in his life had the backbone to stand up to anyone in person /
10. 2019-07-23 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #50
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ SpectraL has never once in his life had the backbone to stand up to anyone in person /

    
    Shut up, terrorist. Do us all a favor and blow yourself up for Allah.
11. 2019-07-23 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost I'm such a terrible person for seeking out job opportunities

    
    No, but you are a hypocritical jealous little faggot who calls anyone who has succeeded in this fucked up world a wagecuck while seeking wages for yourself.
12. 2019-07-23 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #52
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but you are a hypocritical jealous little faggot who calls anyone who has succeeded in this fucked up world a wagecuck while seeking wages for yourself.

    
    ^^^triggered
13. 2019-07-23 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^triggered

    
    ^homeless/hopeless
14. 2019-07-23 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #54
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator hhHahahaha fuck smokers and smoki gstinky ass pollutant scum mother fuckers hope you get taxed out the ass

    
    lol no taxes over here NIGGER
15. 2019-07-23 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but you are a hypocritical jealous little faggot who calls anyone who has succeeded in this fucked up world a wagecuck

    
    Only people that just exist to work for a company until they die
16. 2019-07-23 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Speedy parggot is a wagegay
17. 2019-07-23 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #57
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've worked for a company since I was 15. Minus the years in jail and treatment. My side hustles have always sucked, so I have no choice. Guaranteed paychecks are cool. I gotta tell myself that anyway. One of these days I'll become manic again and employ my meat raffle scam to earn a living.
    
    EARN.
    
    Key word. I didnt want to be on this stupid planet but I'm here and I guess the rule is you have to earn your way.
18. 2019-07-23 at 9:49 PM UTC

    #58
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Blunt in my left hand, drink in my right
    Strap by my waistline, cause niggas don't fight
    Sucker free for life, so you better think twice
    
    Twice twice twice twice twice twice twice
19. 2019-07-23 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost Only people that just exist to work for a company until they die

    
    Nobody does that. You watched too much TV growing up
20. 2019-07-23 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #60
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Now its "you watched too much cell phone while growing up." And the people saying it are saying it on their cell phone.
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