2019-07-22 at 12:48 AM UTC
Well it feels like it anyway.
I rode my bicycle down to the bars (less than a 1/2 mile) last night and had some beers and food while watching the live band. I went to cash out my tab but I forgot my wallet. They were cool cause I told them I just live like across the street. I went home and got my wallet and returned and paid my tab. They were real cool with my good neighbor skills and comped me a beer. After that I jumped on my bike and was heading home. I woke up in the middle of a field with every fire truck, ambulance and cop car tending to my injuries. I apparently got hit by a car. I feel like someone literally beat the shit out of me. I should have let them take me to the hospital, I might have got some pain pills prescribed.
2019-07-22 at 12:50 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
your drink got spiked and you got raped
2019-07-22 at 1:09 AM UTC
Donnie is an opiate fiend.
2019-07-22 at 3:29 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
I know what that feels like. I was hit by a car on a bicycle about 20 years ago. That shit hurts for weeks.
2019-07-22 at 3:45 AM UTC
Ouch. Get well soon, dude.
2019-07-22 at 11:59 AM UTC
Don't drink and drive etc...or ride pedal bikes.
